Submitted by Left_Squash74 t3_zufk21 in boston
Guilty_Jackrabbit t1_j1jczqi wrote
Look, I'm willing to entertain the idea that New England exists, but are you seriously trying to tell me there's more beyond that? Like Ohio?
ImNotAtAllCreative81 t1_j1je8es wrote
Ohio is an imaginary place that our parents made up to get us to behave.
User-NetOfInter t1_j1jfern wrote
Ohio is this place where that Douchebag general from the patriot tried to move to
Minnow_Minnow_Pea t1_j1l4xkl wrote
Fun fact: Ohio has the most astronauts! There's something about Ohio that makes people want to flee the Earth...
(Go buckeyes!)
DeBurgo t1_j1l80u1 wrote
My cousin moved to Ohio but he can confirm that it is some kind of purgatory and not a real place that people can get to without some form of demon sacrifice or hell portal.
BluestreakBTHR t1_j1jifg0 wrote
North Dakota doesn't exist, either.
turowski t1_j1lqrhs wrote
I am in Ohio right now, and let me assure you that these single-digit temps, slow-ass drivers, and super nice/chatty Midwestern folk are definitely real.
earlyviolet t1_j1ma3pg wrote
It is true. I'm sitting here at my mother's house in Purgatory as we speak.
Fear, children. Your parents told you truths.
Minnow_Minnow_Pea t1_j1jnupt wrote
Have you ever met anyone from Wyoming though?
Stringgeek t1_j1kxdo8 wrote
Shockingly, yes. Or at least, he says he’s from there.
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