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Guilty_Jackrabbit t1_j1jczqi wrote

Look, I'm willing to entertain the idea that New England exists, but are you seriously trying to tell me there's more beyond that? Like Ohio?

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ImNotAtAllCreative81 t1_j1je8es wrote

Ohio is an imaginary place that our parents made up to get us to behave.

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User-NetOfInter t1_j1jfern wrote

Ohio is this place where that Douchebag general from the patriot tried to move to

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Minnow_Minnow_Pea t1_j1l4xkl wrote

Fun fact: Ohio has the most astronauts! There's something about Ohio that makes people want to flee the Earth...

(Go buckeyes!)

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DeBurgo t1_j1l80u1 wrote

My cousin moved to Ohio but he can confirm that it is some kind of purgatory and not a real place that people can get to without some form of demon sacrifice or hell portal.

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turowski t1_j1lqrhs wrote

I am in Ohio right now, and let me assure you that these single-digit temps, slow-ass drivers, and super nice/chatty Midwestern folk are definitely real.

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earlyviolet t1_j1ma3pg wrote

It is true. I'm sitting here at my mother's house in Purgatory as we speak.

Fear, children. Your parents told you truths.

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