Title pretty much says it. I’m still newish here and want to make up for lost time by taking a bumble date on the worst possible Boston Valentine’s date.

I still want suggestions that are like actual dates tho - so like where are those incredibly cheesy, “I would never go there” options??

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FoodGuy44 t1_j6l038k wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:49 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6l0ip3 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:52 AM

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guitmusic12 t1_j6l0uhf wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:55 AM

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Entire freedom trail this Saturday in the cold but refuse to go inside any of the stops.

bOhsohard OP t1_j6l0yke wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:56 AM

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Ooh this is a great starting suggestion! It’s supposed to be a bit chilly Saturday, right?

MT_Photos t1_j6l1t21 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:02 AM

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take her to hooters

Dontleave t1_j6l213i wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:04 AM

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Papa Geno’s in Brockton

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willzyx01 t1_j6l2mbm wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:08 AM

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TGI. Apparently those things still exist.

snorkeling_moose t1_j6l35ne wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:12 AM

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Easy. Start off at Gov't Center and walk down to the North End - this will take you through a couple great wind tunnels in the blistering cold. Have a late lunch/early dinner at La Famiglia Spagnuolo's. This way you're probably timing it so that your date is starving, and you're taking them to one of the lowest rated restaurants in the state to boot. Suggest the Aquarium as an after-meal activity, but then refuse to enter it and just look at the seals outside. Bonus points if you can get a water taxi to drive you around in the frigid wastes of the harbor afterwards.

spaceflower890 t1_j6l4q3l wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:24 AM

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Cheers

Beccachicken t1_j6l5p91 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:31 AM

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Replying to snorkeling_moose (#1,639,759)

Free seals!!!!!

snorkeling_moose t1_j6l5toj wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:32 AM

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Replying to Beccachicken (#1,640,494)

Oh the free seals rock when it's more than 20 degrees out, I watch them for 5 minutes every day on my way home from work

PublicSherbert6291 t1_j6l6nbk wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:38 AM

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Fire and Ice

[deleted] t1_j6l72n2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:41 AM

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Any “romantic” restaurant, on Valentines Day specifically (preferably 7:00), that requires a credit card to book, but then rushes you out the door in 1hr 26m. Bonus if the tables are spaced 1 foot away from each other and they sell you an overpriced bottle of wine that you can’t possibly finish before they’re handing you your coat and showing you the door.

After, stand awkwardly outside of the restaurant with no backup plan. (Or go to Lucky’s or Silvertones or Anchovies afterward and laugh about your shitty dinner, and probably end up truly bonding with your date over cheap whiskey gingers. But that’s actually not a bad idea so don’t do that. Stick with awkward.)