You need to call Channel 5, get ‘Team 5 Investigates’ on the case

I had a ~$2000 bike stolen off the street locked up. I filed a report just to cover my ass, even though it was obvious that the cops couldn’t have given less of a shit about it. I ended up tracking it down on FB marketplace and took the bike back myself. But I don’t feel like a pair of AirPods are worth even worrying about—just get another pair, maybe some cheap knockoffs this time.