Submitted by MrFuckingDinkles t3_11oa7nt in creepy
dream_monkey t1_jbt87v7 wrote
My ex-wife found three kittens in an alley behind her work that had just been born. We brought them in, this was circa 2010. I named the calico Marjory Stewart-Baxter. She grew up to be the fat cat of the litter. She is mean-spirited and will claw anyone who tries to remove her from her pearch. The gray cat we named Jeremy Fisher but we call him Geronimo. He is the most sensuous of the cats, he will rub and claw and lick very insistently. The runt of the litter was an orange Tom cat we named Hubert Cumberdale. He was “my” cat. He loved me the most and was always jumping in my lap. He was the education kitty because he spent the most time jumping on my computer and printer. Sadly, he died in 2018. The other cats are still with us, watching, judging, and waiting.
MrFuckingDinkles OP t1_jbtj1lt wrote
You have done the world a great service with your choice of cat names. We named our cat Miss Tuffsy, from the episode of SpongeBob where Gary runs away and the old lady thinks it's her snail Miss Tuffsy. But now I want a Hubert Cumberdale of my own!
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