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dozer9891 t1_jdani55 wrote

At least can make you eggs and toast at the same time

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Sinder77 t1_jdb4kex wrote

I'm sorry but unless you're really fucking up your toaster, anyone can do that.

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dozer9891 t1_jdb8hje wrote

You can butter toast and flip eggs right at the same time you are a talented thing you are

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Sinder77 t1_jddjcss wrote

Put your pan on heat.

Bread into toaster.

Crack eggs and start frying.

Drop the toast.

Flip the eggs.

Plate the eggs.

Butter the toast.

Serve.

Eggs, and toast, at the same time.

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dozer9891 t1_jddjjby wrote

Nope you can't do it in a row like that it has to be done at the very same second everything you just listed has to be done at the exact same time. So sorry your wrong

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HouseOfSteak t1_jdaqgwd wrote

SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt". We are all immensely proud.

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FuriousJazzHands t1_jdcgian wrote

That one is one my favorites. I love that it doesn’t feel the need to have anything dark or ominous happen at the end to undermine it. It’s just a sweet foundation success story.

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TouchMyGooBob t1_jdddy69 wrote

I had never heard of this SCP (honestly I?? Don’t know the majority of them), but I read that just now because I saw you mention it was sweet and it was so adorable?? Oh my goodness???

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FuriousJazzHands t1_jddi13p wrote

Yeah I barely keep track of them anymore (there are thousands!!!) but I think this is one of the standouts. Everyone goes for doom and gloom so it’s nice to see one that flips the script like this.

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TouchMyGooBob t1_jdds98z wrote

Do you happen to know about any other sweet ones?

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HouseOfSteak t1_jdezrzr wrote

999 is a bundle of joy.

2295 is....inherently....a sweet one. Except, well....

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TouchMyGooBob t1_jdi6rhe wrote

I guess I’ll just have to find out on my own lmao

Edit: Alright, I read it. Is the except’ because of the creating organs out of fabric thing? Or are you afraid of teddy bears?

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LeeroyM OP t1_jdao93r wrote

by me, all my info here.

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an1kay t1_jdh7tzy wrote

I think it's most terrifying before the eyes appear. I'm not sure what I'm looking at, and it has no familiar physiology. (My screen is dark, so I might miss some details) when the eyes appear though, I have a head to focus on and then I'm not scared

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jackarooster t1_jdbhcbb wrote

AND the fridge is open :(

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wryno14 t1_jdcvcbv wrote

I don't care how many arms you have. If you live in my house, close the damn fridge!

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Docc_Sampson t1_jdef8ke wrote

My dad: Hey, four-armed glowy, demon thing, you paying the electric in this house?!?!?

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anonain t1_jdczwc8 wrote

Can i betrothed your cooking cryptid?

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ICameToTheWrongHood t1_jdau28v wrote

Bitch you got 6 arms but I don't smell nothing cooking, get to work!

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under_the_c t1_jdbfyo0 wrote

I keep waiting for one of these to be a fake "loop" where something different happens the second time to freak me out. (Right when I think everything is safe.

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MinnieShoof t1_jdayq8l wrote

The lack of a jumpscare shows real restraint. Good job.

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Austen-Smith t1_jdbclpj wrote

Demon gf trying to make you breakfast eventhough she doesn't fully understand how human food is made

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Shangadang43 t1_jdannfd wrote

Obligatory Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsay joke

Also nice work!

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Ok_Nobody9173 t1_jdawklt wrote

Stepdad having anxiety because the fridge door is open:

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MuchBow t1_jdbb3dw wrote

POV - John returned home and didn't believe the Terminator.

Btw good job OP! Nicely animated!

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[deleted] t1_jdbdx6o wrote

I just had to see this at night

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MyWitchDr t1_jdbhsro wrote

Still waiting in that beer dear,

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diepic t1_jdbikvv wrote

Bacon pancakes, makin bacan pancakes!

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sugoidesuuu t1_jdbuc6f wrote

All those arms Ma and u forgot to put sugar in my Cheerios JFC

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Blue2403 t1_jdbwvt8 wrote

Oh good you’re up, make me a steak.

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phillyhandroll t1_jdbwag0 wrote

"hi, three of our cooks called out, I need you to work three shifts at once tonight"

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Indifferent_Demon t1_jdbz55q wrote

Bruh you left the fridge open, the food will spoil and the fridge could break. You donky.gifgif

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wishfortress t1_jdc0tal wrote

If that thing rushed at me I was gonna toss my phone.

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abser703 t1_jdc5w4e wrote

B E N O T A F R A I D

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trotwalk t1_jdc7llb wrote

Ist it Kathy Bates to Misery axed Stephen King Right right Write the guts So a nice widdle diddy on celluloid

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SESHPERANKH t1_jdc8t14 wrote

"Nope. Nope. Youre getting the fuck out." As two cast iron skillets get thrown at IT

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kriles76 t1_jdc9m5s wrote

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul

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bitter_horse_radish t1_jdcb3b5 wrote

Should have bought some cider or a donut from that bake sale.

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NoMoreChampagne14 t1_jdccy4z wrote

As a mom of two young kids this would seriously come in handy. I could actually get stuff done

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slimey-karl t1_jdcgw8g wrote

Reminds me of the scene in Coraline where the other mother is cooking breakfast, very well made!

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unflores t1_jdciq2a wrote

"Bro, don't leave the fridge open. You are letting out all the cold air." Amirite?!

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Bazzlie t1_jdcki9g wrote

Me when somebody tries to bother me when I’m cooking, like do you want me to burn your dinner or not 😤

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RyeGuy_77 t1_jdd4me0 wrote

God I wish I could do that

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PleasedPeas t1_jdd5gvg wrote

If they’re making me an omelette, then I don’t see the issue.

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BoredDao t1_jdd66bg wrote

Don’t care about your appearance, if you are here to cook then you are welcome

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hotpoopchunks t1_jdd70zg wrote

It was cold in the kitchen and the lights were low As winter slowly stumbled home The air felt different and it started to show As every breath resembled smoke I was short on opinions and i wanted to know If you'd still be here tomorrow

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Kelp2100 t1_jdd71z4 wrote

The fact that this gif only started zooming in a few seconds after it begins really freaked me out! Haha, totally thought it was just a static image for a sec even with the wavy arms.

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Ceridwen_POW t1_jdd7ja5 wrote

“I’m your other mother darling. Everyone has one.”

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Husbandaru t1_jddb7nl wrote

Oh that’s not a monster that’s just my wife.

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mulwillard t1_jddgmv1 wrote

As long as the steak is cooked properly she can stay

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TheGnetwork1 t1_jddrurw wrote

Hey good looking watcha got cooking?

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Rawnblade12 t1_jddsn15 wrote

Making a cake over there? Can it be chocolate?

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SeverinHRE t1_jddwew2 wrote

Mom I’m sick can you make me supper 🥺

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DorrajD t1_jde2a8z wrote

Ay good lookin', whatcha cookin'?

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mnbvcxz1052 t1_jde93dz wrote

okay yeah that’s pretty good. fuck.

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geaux750 t1_jdekw0n wrote

There is no Dana there is only Zuul!

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DatSalazar t1_jdeplkr wrote

The amount of times I've been cooking and wished I had more arms and this bitch over here has 6.

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ilazgo_ t1_jdev4ki wrote

Let him cook

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Jojall t1_jdeytv2 wrote

If it can physically pick up items, it's not ethereal.

If it's not ethereal, it has mass.

If it has mass, I can blow it the f★ck away with my 10 gauge.

....maybe this is why I was never haunted...

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ObjectiveEffective19 t1_jdf1itf wrote

Mother how many more baby orphan souls can I have before dinner pls mother I crave the souls of children I hunger

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Ckbtony t1_jdf9x5o wrote

Can I get a grilled cheese sandwich with some tomatoe soup... Not none of that blood shit... I mean some real tomato soup.... Cheddar... Sourdough bread with a bit of sugar on the cheese

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DJEmpire80 t1_jdfok5n wrote

I would be scared but slowly I start to enjoy the food and thank the demon daily

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247Top t1_jdfy6qz wrote

This is what usa has come to?

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aerova789 t1_jdggyjl wrote

I want a movie about the scary polka-dot nighttime cooking monster! Or a game.

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IntelligentElk5081 t1_jdgmbfw wrote

Yo I thought the demogorgon makin eggos for Enola Holmes tf !!!!!!!!

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camerachey t1_jdijttc wrote

Kamajī in the boiler room

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