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dozer9891 t1_jdani55 wrote

At least can make you eggs and toast at the same time

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Shangadang43 t1_jdannfd wrote

Obligatory Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsay joke

Also nice work!

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HouseOfSteak t1_jdaqgwd wrote

SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt". We are all immensely proud.

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Ok_Nobody9173 t1_jdawklt wrote

Stepdad having anxiety because the fridge door is open:

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MinnieShoof t1_jdayq8l wrote

The lack of a jumpscare shows real restraint. Good job.

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MuchBow t1_jdbb3dw wrote

POV - John returned home and didn't believe the Terminator.

Btw good job OP! Nicely animated!

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Austen-Smith t1_jdbclpj wrote

Demon gf trying to make you breakfast eventhough she doesn't fully understand how human food is made

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under_the_c t1_jdbfyo0 wrote

I keep waiting for one of these to be a fake "loop" where something different happens the second time to freak me out. (Right when I think everything is safe.

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zonker666 t1_jdbhe7c wrote

I’m really freaked out that the refrigerator door is left open!

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diepic t1_jdbikvv wrote

Bacon pancakes, makin bacan pancakes!

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sugoidesuuu t1_jdbuc6f wrote

All those arms Ma and u forgot to put sugar in my Cheerios JFC

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phillyhandroll t1_jdbwag0 wrote

"hi, three of our cooks called out, I need you to work three shifts at once tonight"

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Blue2403 t1_jdbwvt8 wrote

Oh good you’re up, make me a steak.

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Indifferent_Demon t1_jdbz55q wrote

Bruh you left the fridge open, the food will spoil and the fridge could break. You donky.gifgif

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wishfortress t1_jdc0tal wrote

If that thing rushed at me I was gonna toss my phone.

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trotwalk t1_jdc7llb wrote

Ist it Kathy Bates to Misery axed Stephen King Right right Write the guts So a nice widdle diddy on celluloid

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SESHPERANKH t1_jdc8t14 wrote

"Nope. Nope. Youre getting the fuck out." As two cast iron skillets get thrown at IT

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kriles76 t1_jdc9m5s wrote

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul

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NoMoreChampagne14 t1_jdccy4z wrote

As a mom of two young kids this would seriously come in handy. I could actually get stuff done

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slimey-karl t1_jdcgw8g wrote

Reminds me of the scene in Coraline where the other mother is cooking breakfast, very well made!

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unflores t1_jdciq2a wrote

"Bro, don't leave the fridge open. You are letting out all the cold air." Amirite?!

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Bazzlie t1_jdcki9g wrote

Me when somebody tries to bother me when I’m cooking, like do you want me to burn your dinner or not 😤

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PleasedPeas t1_jdd5gvg wrote

If they’re making me an omelette, then I don’t see the issue.

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BoredDao t1_jdd66bg wrote

Don’t care about your appearance, if you are here to cook then you are welcome

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hotpoopchunks t1_jdd70zg wrote

It was cold in the kitchen and the lights were low As winter slowly stumbled home The air felt different and it started to show As every breath resembled smoke I was short on opinions and i wanted to know If you'd still be here tomorrow

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Kelp2100 t1_jdd71z4 wrote

The fact that this gif only started zooming in a few seconds after it begins really freaked me out! Haha, totally thought it was just a static image for a sec even with the wavy arms.

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Ceridwen_POW t1_jdd7ja5 wrote

“I’m your other mother darling. Everyone has one.”

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Husbandaru t1_jddb7nl wrote

Oh that’s not a monster that’s just my wife.

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mulwillard t1_jddgmv1 wrote

As long as the steak is cooked properly she can stay

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Sinder77 t1_jddjcss wrote

Replying to dozer9891 (#2,313,071)

Put your pan on heat.

Bread into toaster.

Crack eggs and start frying.

Drop the toast.

Flip the eggs.

Plate the eggs.

Butter the toast.

Serve.

Eggs, and toast, at the same time.

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Rawnblade12 t1_jddsn15 wrote

Making a cake over there? Can it be chocolate?

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SeverinHRE t1_jddwew2 wrote

Mom I’m sick can you make me supper 🥺

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DorrajD t1_jde2a8z wrote

Ay good lookin', whatcha cookin'?

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geaux750 t1_jdekw0n wrote

There is no Dana there is only Zuul!

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DatSalazar t1_jdeplkr wrote

The amount of times I've been cooking and wished I had more arms and this bitch over here has 6.

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Jojall t1_jdeytv2 wrote

If it can physically pick up items, it's not ethereal.

If it's not ethereal, it has mass.

If it has mass, I can blow it the f★ck away with my 10 gauge.

....maybe this is why I was never haunted...

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ObjectiveEffective19 t1_jdf1itf wrote

Mother how many more baby orphan souls can I have before dinner pls mother I crave the souls of children I hunger

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Ckbtony t1_jdf9x5o wrote

Can I get a grilled cheese sandwich with some tomatoe soup... Not none of that blood shit... I mean some real tomato soup.... Cheddar... Sourdough bread with a bit of sugar on the cheese

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DJEmpire80 t1_jdfok5n wrote

I would be scared but slowly I start to enjoy the food and thank the demon daily

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247Top t1_jdfy6qz wrote

This is what usa has come to?

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aerova789 t1_jdggyjl wrote

I want a movie about the scary polka-dot nighttime cooking monster! Or a game.

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an1kay t1_jdh7tzy wrote

Replying to LeeroyM (#2,311,347)

I think it's most terrifying before the eyes appear. I'm not sure what I'm looking at, and it has no familiar physiology. (My screen is dark, so I might miss some details) when the eyes appear though, I have a head to focus on and then I'm not scared

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