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Mikoyan-Gurevich t1_isbjbsj wrote
shadowman likes to take a tumble
Narithefoxsage t1_isbqr66 wrote
What a rude lady!
misternuttall t1_isbskmi wrote
Honestly at this point in my life, I relate most to the demon in the washer. Nobody asked you to stop by and you left the door open on your way out. Rude.
Ponceludonmalavoix t1_isbtq74 wrote
Lostsockman.
Lore: Slendermans brother in law. He's always the worst at Thanksgiving, but what is Slenderman to do? Not invite him? Oh the drama that would cause with the fam...
DMC1001 t1_isbubjs wrote
Mine just liked the closet in my bedroom. Specifically the one on the right.
CommodoreWally t1_isbwalu wrote
Sock smeller
BooyaMoonBabyluv t1_isc0q88 wrote
Makes me think of Night House
GhostRappa95 t1_isc1gwx wrote
I love the concept of demons and monsters just vibing in peoples homes.
TheAxeOfSimplicity t1_isc4th0 wrote
Left sock thiever!
TheAxeOfSimplicity t1_isc503d wrote
Soul_Windows t1_isc5pa0 wrote
Is this JobbytheHong?
CyberNinja23 t1_isc7gaw wrote
Shadowman wants you to clean the lint trap.
CowMetrics t1_iscaify wrote
Haha this is my thought, the shadow man just looks exasperated that he has to yet again close the door. The horror is the vast number of people going through life without regard to anyone else
HmmSinkSo t1_iscd0k0 wrote
When I was a kid our washing machine and dryer were under the stairs. My brother once managed to climb between them and hide behind the washing machine, even when I gave up and told him to call out, I couldn't find him, mostly because I just couldn't believe anyone could fit in that space so couldn't imagine it being a hiding spot.
MarcusofMenace t1_isce11n wrote
"can't get any fucking sleep in my own dryer. This bitch randomly opens the door to my own home, throws some soggy ass second hand clothes at me and makes my entire room spin for hours on end. Then the skank has the nerve to take out her shitty knock off lingerie and leave the door open like she's spent her whole life living in a barn."
RagnarokAeon t1_isceurp wrote
I mean, you just gotta make do when you're a squatter. I'm pretty sure he's not paying taxes on the location that he's chilling in her property.
SupaKoopa714 t1_iscjms5 wrote
I hate when I go to wash my zentai/morphsuit and it gains sentience.
everbane37 t1_iscnnf3 wrote
I imagine the shadow sticking it’s head out before vomiting shadows due to spinning at high speed 🤣
noisypeach t1_iscnwap wrote
This shadow dude is what keeps women stuck in the machine
i_suckatjavascript t1_iscp28t wrote
She has to leave the door open so it can dry out and doesn’t grow mold inside.
whatthemoondid t1_iscp6xq wrote
Oh is he the son of a bitch that steals my socks?
edropus t1_iscs4lv wrote
Wait til his daugther brings her Babadook boyfriend...
Tubamaphone t1_iscsv4t wrote
I love the color pallet. Minimal but with a specific aesthetic.
Hephaestus_God t1_iscz4l1 wrote
Who’s this woman that keeps coming in every night and bothering my sleep.
Waffletimewarp t1_isd1nr2 wrote
Eventually it’s going to result in the shadow person stomping up the stairs, turning on the hall light, and slamming open her door while screaming “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!” In deep speech.
aSmallCanOfBeans t1_isd627n wrote
Real note: do not leave your washer or dryer doors open. Your pets or other small critters could get inside and if you don't notice them in there during your next load you WILL kill them. It sounds ridiculous but every single day someones pet is killed by a washer or dryer.
Source: I work on a farm and am friends with many vets
GrizzlyBear74 t1_isd676f wrote
I think it's the same asshole who steals only one of every pair of socks when I wash it.
popesinbengal t1_isd67hc wrote
Not bad at all. Got more to share?
TrapLordEsskeetit t1_isd6x8l wrote
Reminds me about the short story of a man breaking in and hiding in a dryer until everyone was asleep.😱
fantoman t1_isd85hy wrote
KickBassColonyDrop t1_isd8zip wrote
What's the real horror? The shadow man closed the door or the shadow man got out and closed the door with the implication.?
Painting_Agency t1_isdey1f wrote
I was going to joke that your brother was like that stretchy guy from the X-files. But then I realized there's a good chance that episode aired before you were even born.
Mrrandom314159 t1_isdjc4u wrote
They might be an eldritch beast untethered from spacetime, but they still have to pay rent if they live in my house.
Littlebro83 t1_isdlcxt wrote
Thanks for reminding me of that.
HmmSinkSo t1_isdyrxn wrote
I am older than The X-Files, but also we have these magical things called recordings, so we can actually watch things after they were aired on TV!
Captain_skulls t1_ise2mui wrote
With how expensive living somewhere is getting, that guy might have the right idea.
Painting_Agency t1_ise95md wrote
True... I just don't know if younger people did watch the X-files. I mean, I never watched "Kolchak the Night Stalker" 🤷♂️
HmmSinkSo t1_ise96uy wrote
X-Files is pretty popular and well known.
Baggytrousers27 t1_ise9tmt wrote
How polite.
Baggytrousers27 t1_ise9w2n wrote
Shadowperson sucking the moisture out of your washing for sustenance. Symbiosis at its finest.
Mushiren_ t1_isek1tq wrote
What face lol
mark_suckerballs t1_isev0w9 wrote
I love the Idea, a slender Shadow washing my laundry.
KanoeKnight t1_isexp6p wrote
Shadow man is trying to save his mold collection
KRTElliott t1_isf8ztm wrote
If the noise is in the dryer, why is she checking the washer??
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_isf99r0 wrote
When you live as a hermit but mom keeps intruding and leaving doors open…
TheHatterOfTheMadnes t1_isfeov5 wrote
Turn that fucker on next time
AndreisValen t1_isfii4e wrote
At least pay rent wtf
Spooky_Proofreader t1_isfl4hu wrote
All I can think is that the shadow demon is the one responsible for all those missing socks.
GenericOnlineName OP t1_isfozml wrote
That's what my dryer looks like 🤷♂️
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KRTElliott t1_isiena9 wrote
Narithefoxsage t1_isyj7sv wrote
He's keeping isopods
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_itkxtbx wrote
Thanks, now I'm terrified of my dryer. 🤣
cjschnyder t1_isbfola wrote
I also hate when people leave the door to my room open