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Asleep_Writing_8034 t1_itlgp4b wrote

I guess Mario decided to start his career as a pizza delivery guy instead of being a plumber, doctor and rescuing the princess.

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Roll_Tide_Pods t1_itmikzl wrote

Better ingredients. Better pizza. Better bitches, better money. My clothes better, my shoes better, fuck dominoes

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OrangeShark1 t1_itlysmy wrote

Ey that's ma homie. Would have another one deliver my food to me

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Bacnnator t1_itmgfn2 wrote

Hey where’s my diet dr. Kelp?

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spliffdiffin t1_itmgi5a wrote

eldritch Italians are coming for you

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CrazyCaper t1_itm7ana wrote

It’s a me, Mario. And I lost a my plumbing license.

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Zbeubor t1_itno4mw wrote

yhe dude's face looks like something meat canyon would make

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likethedishes t1_ito9gf2 wrote

This equally terrifies and comforts me.

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Acrobatic-Look9126 t1_itp9vr2 wrote

Me going to deliver a pizza knowing it's full of microplastics

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Brave_Ad6594 t1_iu0drod wrote

finally...my doordash you took forever

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