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FellowConspirator t1_iv8tbvb wrote

You're not supposed to put the baby in a dry cleaning bag. Sheesh, it's even printed right on the bag!

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Zeqhanis t1_ivvrqzt wrote

Babies can't read. You're helping them rebel against the conventions of society. It's called altruism and you should try it.

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Corvo_Joe t1_iv7ivd6 wrote

My baby's got the bends, oh no

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Zeqhanis t1_ivvrbuv wrote

This sounds like a comment made by someone who doesn't have any real friends.

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LeeroyM t1_iv8ralj wrote

I'm glad they're teaching babies to perform CPR, the younger the better.

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IpilotIfly t1_ivae6rz wrote

I think I found the reason the baby’s not breathing…

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Vicious_X t1_iv8wt11 wrote

Need CPR after seeing this, please.

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KitteNlx t1_iv9vil9 wrote

Wait, you have to smoother them and then bring them back? Brutal.

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dmv1022 t1_ivahbkt wrote

So that's where babies come from!

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Ravinsild t1_ivakvco wrote

Archeologists will probably think these are the idols of our gods in 3,000 years

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orokaguy t1_iwqik4q wrote

make sure not to press too hard, lemme show yo-... why is there red? josh where is Greg's baby? ugh, this happens every "bring your kid to work" day

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