OP, that’s brilliant. Really, really good. I’m going to show this to my daughter - she’s just stopped believing in Santa and has a real “comedy bloodthirsty” streak… zombies/Beetlejuice kind of thing. She and her little brother (he’s too young to see this) have started obsessing about the sinister nature of Santa (and Krampus) which I’ve always felt too - a “Lawful Evil” vibe. Bravo OP, bravo.