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Andes12x t1_j2yb7l1 wrote

mfw when the 20 benadryl I just smashed down my gullet kick in:

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omegadarx t1_j313s9w wrote

mf isn't even wearing a hat, he didn't bother to dress up for your trip

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Devilsknock t1_j31oo6q wrote

He skipped hatman phase and went straight to "hellish entity" phase

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Andes12x t1_j3366wd wrote

The spiders get so bad. They get super real too

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Frank_Wotan t1_j2zkkhq wrote

There's a STOOOOOREMAAAAAN Waiting in the aisles He'd like to come and meet us As he slithers 'cross the tiles

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Stalinwolf t1_j2yvxdf wrote

I used to feel like this was present whenever I'd inhabit the attic storage of the Kmart I once worked at.

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WorstGatorEUW t1_j2zfs7e wrote

I thought i finally got rid of all the annoying customers, i could close up and go home but nOOoooooo.

God working in retail sucks.

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Illinois_Yooper t1_j30azj8 wrote

Storeman! (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

Fighter of the Stockman (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

Champion of the shelves (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

You're a master of profits

and your customers, can go to hell.

Storeman! (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

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TA2-6 t1_j2zoh6i wrote

Wasn't there a game that had this kind of setting? Does anyone know what it might be

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-Horror-Picture- OP t1_j2zq4x7 wrote

liminal

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enturbulant t1_j2yunpz wrote

His name better be Norman

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ViolettaDautrive t1_j2zuviu wrote

Poor guy was just in the bathroom and didn't hear the closing announcements.

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neroselene t1_j30fohe wrote

The mythical Manager, bane of Karens.

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Peacewalken t1_j31rock wrote

Say what you will, but my boy there stocks shelves like a professional

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JayNicMc t1_j2zc6bc wrote

Yeah hi so im looking for some big leaugue chew?

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NhylX t1_j2zdtrt wrote

He's heading to the Clearance section. He's just trying to find a good deal.

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Resistyrox t1_j2zkjws wrote

"Ehm, it's pronounced stor-men"

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lie-berry t1_j30ye3h wrote

Itā€™s the Fresno Nightcrawler!

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Gdokim t1_j2yyb2q wrote

Backroom vibes.

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commentman10 t1_j2zc0vz wrote

Yeah, that looked like me when I used to work as a storeman

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KurtisPrime t1_j306m69 wrote

Why tf is the first thing that pop into my mind is the Amongus boom sound.

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MisterCharles1988 t1_j30s37a wrote

Ran into him the other day at Walmart. Annoying bastard

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Redeyedcheese t1_j310808 wrote

The shadow is an extra nice touch. Well done.

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twodollarlechuga t1_j312tqw wrote

He Is Coming To Help You Now.

Let Him Assist You.

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Even-Display7623 t1_j31meoy wrote

I just think it's fascinating how the sticker on the ground dates this image.

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Laprias t1_j31tgj0 wrote

Finally some goddamn service

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TheRealPorkinator t1_j32fyon wrote

Can you guys not take pictures of me while I am shopping? I just want to shop while ugly for once.

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DimSumDino t1_j32ig6x wrote

it charges you 20% on all your purchased šŸ˜±

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eburton555 t1_j340lwk wrote

Bananananananannanana store man!

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Elo_Solo t1_j34951l wrote

FINALLY! Can YOU show me where the batteries are? Apparently this 17-yr old ā€œmanagerā€ canā€™t find themā€¦

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Lapislazulitacos t1_j3bk077 wrote

"We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."

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Shuruia t1_j55z8a9 wrote

Anyone else get Oddworld Glukkon vibes from this?

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