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eiskaltewasser t1_j45658a wrote

Can someone photoshop it coming out of his ass.

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LiliNotACult t1_j45ljxq wrote

The old man tape worm wiggles free from his delicious concoon. The risk of being discovered is great, however, the reward is even greater. He draws closer to his host's head and whispers into his ear, "bean burritos. Eat bean burritos. I need the fiber. BEAN BURRITOS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!". Content, he gives his host a little kiss on the neck, then carefully returns to his concoon of pleasure.

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Peachikeenxxx t1_j47xo4x wrote

I clicked purposely for this comment. So happy it was the first one I saw!

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Roskha_ t1_j4a102w wrote

Why do I even bother to look at comments

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FixTheFernBack616 t1_j45dlta wrote

You gotta have the spirit coming in a little higher, man. First glance looks like he's farting it out.

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Dr__Snow t1_j45x7k2 wrote

“Cor, that’s an evil one you dirty bastard. I’m sleeping on the couch.”

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LeeroyM OP t1_j4543bi wrote

By me, all my info here.

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waytosoon t1_j476m4k wrote

Why does it look like its coming out of his ass? My new fear is Booty Ghouls

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ak_infest t1_j477qkf wrote

Booty Ghouls and Ass Goblins! What a time to be alive!

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AnActualChicken t1_j491213 wrote

You fart in your sleep and the next thing you know some old literal Ass Ghoul pops out all like-

"You need to eat more greenssssss!"

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surulia t1_j47ztxn wrote

I read this as boofy ghouls and died bc it still works lmao

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Vyrhux42 t1_j455oou wrote

That's the teacher from LN2

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fxckfxckgames t1_j45f0fa wrote

Looks like its coming out of his butt in the thumbnail.

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Cornflake6irl t1_j45keh5 wrote

I thought it was coming from his behind at first

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TheHauntedTopHat t1_j45joe3 wrote

It's a false hydra!

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stomponator t1_j467uzg wrote

^(Help)

^(It is watching)

^(It is eating them)

^(I cannot see it)

"Hello, welcome to Eversmile! What can I get you. What? No I did not cry. Why?"

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PopSevere8284 t1_j45p31s wrote

I thought it came out of her ass lmfao

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BonesChimes t1_j468v7g wrote

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always.

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SirWhatsalot t1_j46g4pp wrote

"PULLLLL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOOUR ASS!"

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mortedoll t1_j46rknj wrote

Old grandma churro ass

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EsuBlack t1_j45azsv wrote

Ooh ghost, please don't fuck my ass! Longdickstyle!😱

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Rotten_Brein t1_j45exhe wrote

freaky creatures, monster party.

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kaitek666 t1_j45i0ih wrote

That's what you get for not sleeping under the duvet.

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Fancywarlord_2009 t1_j45n5jn wrote

He just came in to ask if anybody remembered the WIFI password

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Vanatrix t1_j45nyrh wrote

Where are 1.8 million Armenians, John?

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OuttaPhaze t1_j45r84j wrote

Someone played The calysto protocol recently

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Virginized-Venom t1_j45rl3z wrote

I'm gonna guess this was based of those Japanese (I think?) urban legends of those woman with the long ass necks.

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Eyouser t1_j46fekg wrote

Reminds me of a monster from the show Sweet Home

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JessieLeeBear t1_j46g8k4 wrote

I thought that was coming out of his butt at first

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ivineets t1_j46hdl2 wrote

At first glance I really thought it was coming out of his ass.

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Lost_Knight12 t1_j46j5df wrote

Your fate... is to succeed the Great Lord Gwyn. So that you may link the Fire, cast away the Dark, and undo the curse of the Undead.

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Chrol18 t1_j46j5zt wrote

Home Sweet Home eyeball monster did it first.

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K2LU533 t1_j46l2rw wrote

Is that you Henrietta?

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Matthocleus t1_j46nkyy wrote

Did the spirit spank you on the bum bum?

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Chemistryset8 t1_j46q2pj wrote

The head is wider than the gap in the door

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zeusrulz t1_j46sy4c wrote

I thought it was trying to go in his ass with an arm and the body was just super dark and blended in with the night

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MyR3dditAcc0unt t1_j46tvpv wrote

"Are you hungry son?" Whenever u visit grandma's

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Barnestownlife t1_j46wfx1 wrote

Id really like to use one of your pieces of work for an album cover OP. I messaged you on Instagram, as Intro.Void

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HeWhoIsNotMe t1_j46yi0f wrote

The farts you make after eating leftover burritos.

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c0n4nM t1_j478ec8 wrote

This is so scary i dont think i can sleep tonight

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Aser410 t1_j47cki9 wrote

We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

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i_hate_flys-jr t1_j47cyum wrote

"I remember when they first invented chocolate I always hated it"

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Anho90 t1_j47f6us wrote

“Grandpa, I told you I don’t need a kiss Goodnight”

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Lobster-wizard t1_j47qyi2 wrote

Remind me of the Liberty lurker from monument mythos

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CheckMateFluff t1_j47r2hg wrote

He is just trying to tell you about your extended car warranty.

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No-Gear-5833 t1_j47uwne wrote

I thought it was coming out of his butt😭

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CactusCracktus t1_j47uzvw wrote

Why is he sleeping in pinstripe slacks tho?

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Plopshire t1_j47wnne wrote

When your Grand mother finds out you skipped dinner.

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Arponare t1_j480ono wrote

Looks like someone is about to get a prostate exam.

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wafflezcol t1_j4833py wrote

Got any games on your phone?

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tommy0guns t1_j488svu wrote

I swear this was a scene from Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

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YouExpensive7869 t1_j48hokm wrote

Who the fuck took that picture of me doing my private business

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gurdabur t1_j48ilid wrote

Sleeping on top the blankets is scary

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TheHostages t1_j48tl0q wrote

Grandpa Reed Richards no!

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michajlo t1_j48tlla wrote

That's what you get for not covering yourself with a blanket or anything else. Everyone knows a bed sheet/blanket makes you immune to such visitors and their shenanigans.

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c_sean t1_j48zsir wrote

Ok thanks there goes falling asleep tonight for me

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AnActualChicken t1_j490tkl wrote

(Raspy voice) "Heeey....what's the wifi password...?"

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poopagore t1_j498796 wrote

reminds me of the game little nightmares 2

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Neodinia t1_j4988ul wrote

Finally, a neck that's long enough

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DearDropBear t1_j498pxx wrote

This is my neighbor! Great shot. How did you get in my room?

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DocktorD t1_j49kk1c wrote

What? You guys don’t have ass face tentacle ghosts too?

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ktt1987 t1_j49qdip wrote

When I fart at night, and it wakes my dog up.

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sneak91 t1_j49sesk wrote

grandma tucking in her special little guy....

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lowlevel t1_j49y9qe wrote

That's one hell of a fart...

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[deleted] t1_j4aco7e wrote

Ah, ANOTHER wonderful addition to my nightmares

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The_BabaDook__ t1_j4dseys wrote

imagine your asleep and you hear " Hello Grandson" so you wake up and see this behind you

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CreepyKvng t1_j4eyljk wrote

im new to reddit and youtube narrating. and i wondered if anyone had any stories that i could have permission to use.

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CreepyKvng t1_j4eziao wrote

im new to reddit and youtube narrating. and i wondered if anyone had any stories that i could have permission to use.

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JAMES_VRYT t1_j4n914c wrote

it do be looking like it it coming out of his ass

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spartan-may t1_j4ya1v1 wrote

That’s just grandpa “long neck” Adams, come to see if you’ve seen his cat, he usually comes home by now but he’s been calling him for the past hour and he hasn’t come

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