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eiskaltewasser t1_j45658a wrote

Can someone photoshop it coming out of his ass.

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LiliNotACult t1_j45ljxq wrote

The old man tape worm wiggles free from his delicious concoon. The risk of being discovered is great, however, the reward is even greater. He draws closer to his host's head and whispers into his ear, "bean burritos. Eat bean burritos. I need the fiber. BEAN BURRITOS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!". Content, he gives his host a little kiss on the neck, then carefully returns to his concoon of pleasure.

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Peachikeenxxx t1_j47xo4x wrote

I clicked purposely for this comment. So happy it was the first one I saw!

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Roskha_ t1_j4a102w wrote

Why do I even bother to look at comments

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