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Lens2Learn t1_j6s137a wrote

Is this article a joke? Motion picture projectionists? And ushers?

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StumpyMcStump t1_j6sqdsz wrote

Yes. The number of open positions is going to increase from 1 to 2

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umassmza t1_j6s06y0 wrote

Time to quit your boring corporate job and become a ticket taker! It’s a booming field!

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wanchez05 t1_j6s11px wrote

I literally don't understand that job. What are you supposed to be doing as a ticket taker or an usher?

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umassmza t1_j6s17s1 wrote

You stand outside a theatre or in the aisle of a sporting event, and turn people away if they don’t have a ticket, or take the ticket and rip it in half if they do. Occasionally help people find their seats.

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johnsmithbonds8 t1_j6s4zhk wrote

Haven’t ya heard kid. Movie theaters as far as the eye can see. Just you watch! People will line up for miles to see the latest Elma Hepps picture!

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BourboneAFCV t1_j6s1td9 wrote

My dream job is to work in a room with a light.

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JackdiQuadri97 t1_j6s2hep wrote

"ushers and ticket readers", let me present to you "ticket reader columns" and "full height turnstiles"

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skedeebs t1_j6s7ls3 wrote

Well that was useless. I suppose we will need to find more things for retirees to do, but ticket takers? I'm sure also that the increase in athletes comes as a relief for those who want to become pro superstars. The chances to become rich and famous just became so much greater.

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Wankeyyyy t1_j6scaxn wrote

This is absolute bullshit right? What data is this based on? Happyiness?

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lollersauce914 t1_j6rz29p wrote

Ah, starting change over time figures from weird baselines. Always so much fun.

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RentalGore t1_j6s13a8 wrote

Daaang, was hoping Candy Girl would be on the list.

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