rogert2 t1_j838jz0 wrote on February 11, 2023 at 8:18 AM

This reminds me, I need to hire a caligrapher to write the following message into 100 Valentine's Day cards:

> Dear Sir or Madam,
>
> We’ve never met, but I need you to know that I’m in jail on a far-away military oil rig, I’ve found some gold that I can teach you to invest, and I need your private pictures to bribe the guards so I can escape, deliver the gold, and we can get married.

[deleted] t1_j839jum wrote on February 11, 2023 at 8:32 AM

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[deleted] t1_j8bf48n wrote on February 13, 2023 at 1:48 AM

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OvenPsychological896 t1_j82z8ps wrote on February 11, 2023 at 6:19 AM

1.3 billion you say?…

taking notes

CerebralAccountant t1_j82vu2w wrote on February 11, 2023 at 5:40 AM

Just in time for Valentine's Day.

Mr-Negi- t1_j84t20u wrote on February 11, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Ah, yes, "I'll teach you how to invest". One of the most romantic lines!

Simple-Pain-9730 t1_j86k150 wrote on February 12, 2023 at 12:36 AM

Invest in your love? Sign me up.

Top lies that romance scammers use to take advantage of people—lies that reports to the FTC show cost nearly 70,000 consumers $1.3 billion in 2022

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