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Led_Deplin t1_j8l1m1a wrote

Reply to comment by boricimo in [OC] Which Premier League stadiums have a Fish&Chips shop close enough for you to walk/run to and be back before the 2nd half starts? by F_redrik

Stairs? Stuff them in your clothes and sell them in the seats.

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boricimo t1_j8l7wp3 wrote

Seats? Stuff them in your mouth and give directly into people’s mouths like a mama bird.

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IdPreferToBeLurking t1_j8lckch wrote

Mouths? We've created designer bacteria that will form into a butty directly inside your stomach.

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Not_as_witty_as_u t1_j8lfidq wrote

Stomachs? Photosynthesize those chips

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Emerald34 t1_j8nsybu wrote

Photosynthesize? gain the powers of telekinesis and deliver the sensation of eating fish and chips to your customers

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insultant_ t1_j8l5c4z wrote

Really? Why not but the stadium and convert it into a fish and chips emporium?

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ArcherA87 t1_j8m8omm wrote

Because then you'll have to walk two hours to the nearest football match.

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