Led_Deplin t1_j8l1m1a wrote
Reply to comment by boricimo in [OC] Which Premier League stadiums have a Fish&Chips shop close enough for you to walk/run to and be back before the 2nd half starts? by F_redrik
Stairs? Stuff them in your clothes and sell them in the seats.
boricimo t1_j8l7wp3 wrote
Seats? Stuff them in your mouth and give directly into people’s mouths like a mama bird.
IdPreferToBeLurking t1_j8lckch wrote
Mouths? We've created designer bacteria that will form into a butty directly inside your stomach.
Not_as_witty_as_u t1_j8lfidq wrote
Stomachs? Photosynthesize those chips
insultant_ t1_j8l5c4z wrote
Really? Why not but the stadium and convert it into a fish and chips emporium?
ArcherA87 t1_j8m8omm wrote
Because then you'll have to walk two hours to the nearest football match.
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