My only regret is moving to Oregon is the lack of Dunks.

Apparently there was a grip of them here about 20 years ago because every time I mention it someone says “oh, there’s still one on Main St the next town over.”

No, there fucking isn’t. I’ve followed every lead anyone has ever given me and there isn’t a single Dunks here.

I moved out here 15 years ago and the only Dunks I’ve had since then is in Vegas and The Philippines.