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swansom77 t1_iu1nc3u wrote

Reply to comment by TelletubbiesPoop in ELI5: why do males have 2 testicles when both testicles carry out the same two functions? by buckeyespud

You’re not really safe until you have a third testicle either off-site or in the cloud.

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frnb t1_iu1pyuk wrote

So very true. I was glad I had two 15 years ago. Lost a battle to Testicular Cancer but won the war for my life (and my other bollock) thank god.

I was offered a replacement at the time but refused upon the basis of lack of Bluetooth connectivity available on the silicone replacement.

When I was shown the tray of ball options by my consultant I actually said “do you have one with a Bluetooth radio”.

I thought I was being funny.

He just cleared his throat and put the tray away.

True story.

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debanked t1_iu1ojgd wrote

All sorted, made a deposit at a Sperm bank

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partthethird t1_iu3eyuu wrote

There is no cloud. It's just somebody else's ballsack

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