So very true. I was glad I had two 15 years ago. Lost a battle to Testicular Cancer but won the war for my life (and my other bollock) thank god.

I was offered a replacement at the time but refused upon the basis of lack of Bluetooth connectivity available on the silicone replacement.

When I was shown the tray of ball options by my consultant I actually said “do you have one with a Bluetooth radio”.

I thought I was being funny.

He just cleared his throat and put the tray away.

True story.