triggerhappymidget t1_j6lib2w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:10 AM

And capybara

BowwwwBallll t1_j6lmaxu wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:46 AM

And alligators.

OwlrageousJones t1_j6lmt86 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:51 AM

And puffins.

krisalyssa t1_j6lqmuy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:28 AM

And the fruit bats… and the breakfast cereals….

5050Clown t1_j6lspna wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Human flesh and blood are on the menu though. Provided it is the flesh and blood of the greatest human who ever lived.

Lagduf t1_j6ltwgz wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:03 AM

Yep but only Doomsday could spill Superman’s blood so I assume it’s pretty rare to get a glass of Clark’s Delight.

Suitable-Lake-2550 t1_j6m3mhd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:04 AM

Chuck Norris?

is_this_a_god_dam t1_j6n61zl wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:58 PM

I only have so much flesh and blood to go around though

Steinrikur t1_j6lv31d wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:16 AM

They eat Tom Brady?

Foreign_Ebb_6282 t1_j6lin66 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Yeah but capybara are always hairy….sometimes beavers aren’t

Terriblis_Pater t1_j6lnxi0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:01 AM

Words of such wisdom can only come from experience. Bravo! Bravo.

RobearSan t1_j6loybc wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:11 AM

And bees!
Source: https://youtu.be/laxYhf-uOs4

ZeenTex t1_j6lfysn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:50 AM

Beat me to it by a minute. Damn

TheUpperHand t1_j6ljic0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Dam

cute_red_benzo t1_j6llji2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:39 AM

If it fits, I sticks

karmicrelease t1_j6lp3dr wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:13 AM

What about platypus?

Bretty_boy t1_j6lskd6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:48 AM

How could god have not made a rule about monotremes! Sounds like he really half assed these lent rules

karmicrelease t1_j6m36x6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:58 AM

It’s almost like he didn’t know they existed because they authors of the various books of the Bible didn’t. But I’m sure it just slipped his mind /s

is_this_a_god_dam t1_j6n66ag wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:59 PM

What about a psyduck

wufnu t1_j6lojkz wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:07 AM

What about ducks?!

Also, glad to see other historical food channel addicts are represented here. I don't even like to fucking cook...

MiamiVicePurple t1_j6lywcm wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:02 AM

It's never okay to eat the majestic beaver.

mcpatsky t1_j6nwkrd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:44 PM

Just eat beaver all day long. My wife told me it was OK

dlbpeon t1_j6lrgns wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:37 AM

Wynona Got a big brown beaver!

ELI5: when people give up red meat for lent, why do they always eat fish instead? Aren't chicken and turkey white meats too?

MisterProfGuy t1_j6lfmvp wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:48 AM