Submitted by Turtleramem t3_11ag4ib in food
pksullivan t1_j9rtsdu wrote
Is that an egg roll?
PappaDukes t1_j9s68pu wrote
Traditional egg roll.
HolycommentMattman t1_j9v9v3o wrote
Because they don't believe in miscegination between carrots and potatoes.
"It's unnatural!"
DVus1 t1_j9vx0lv wrote
My Chinese/Vietnamese family would argue that that is not a "Traditional egg roll!"
Howdoinamechange t1_ja0r7qm wrote
Just like the pilgrims used to eat!
Turtleramem OP t1_j9ru3zv wrote
Roasted carrots
austomagnamus t1_j9rv7wy wrote
Nah, the EGG ROLL
angeldemon_888 t1_j9rxoss wrote
“Roasted carrots” 🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
DjackMeek t1_j9sgerk wrote
Bro thought we were just gonna ignore the egg roll lmao
FrankyFistalot t1_j9szk61 wrote
Even the dog knows there has been an incident….
here-i-am-now t1_j9tn7lm wrote
It’s tradition to ignore OP’s egg roll.
brian_sahn t1_j9shi6m wrote
Day 23: they still think I’m a carrot.
thirteen-89 t1_j9u2gc7 wrote
OP might not know what an egg roll is as the rest of the world aside from the US call it spring roll (as that is the literal translation from Chinese) - what Americans call spring rolls are known as summer rolls or Vietnamese spring rolls.
Lambchoptopus t1_ja7v9uv wrote
But they should know it's not a carrot.
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MechanicalBirbs t1_j9s3x8h wrote
Bruh wtf 😆😆
Kristyyyyyyy t1_j9t8od6 wrote
OP, you get back here and explain yourself.
SunshineAlways t1_j9smy0i wrote
OP, I don’t know what your traditions are, but I would sit down and enjoy that other plate!
BurnerOnlyForPorn t1_j9t6vl2 wrote
r/ComedyHeaven
sharkykid t1_j9t08im wrote
What a f****** Chad
balsamicpork t1_j9t4wwr wrote
This sent me.
lemonpepsiking t1_j9s7aim wrote
Mb
jesonnier1 t1_j9t08f0 wrote
TRADITIONAL!!! [homemade]
Goudinho99 t1_j9u88lw wrote
Traditional sides!!! ^for ^other ^meals
-Badger2- t1_j9sse9p wrote
It’s a cylinder.
jesonnier1 t1_j9syk82 wrote
Op called it beef roast; it's either a karma bot or someone that's never cooked before
SylvieJay t1_j9tb7um wrote
Dude, this guy is a long time poster, and seriously, most of their posts are excellent. Became famous as the Jamon guy, when they made a 1000 different and delicious looking plates featuring an artisanal ham, with that doggo in each and every pic looking judgemental 😁😆😂 these occasional faux pas adds spice 😅
YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t627s wrote
OP's other posts say they have Korean heritage or are from Korea.
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YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t7s06 wrote
I'm responding to the idea they're a karma bot. Doesn't appear to be the case.
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YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t7z9q wrote
I do agree that OP seems to have no idea how to compose a meal like this.
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SylvieJay t1_j9tbnab wrote
Alrighty then, let's see your fucking Michelin star creations, wannabe Gordon Ramsey?
aspoonfulofsammy11 t1_j9tvc6h wrote
It looks yummy to me! Egg roll might not be traditional to us, but it absolutely is in Asia.
DumpyBloom t1_j9siht0 wrote
Y’all are all missing the fucking TOASTED LETTUCE?!?!?!?
-little-dorrit- t1_j9sljjk wrote
It’s roasted cabbage
ohnoyoudidnotjust t1_j9t2xy1 wrote
Not a charred chard?
NatAttack3000 t1_j9t5vfx wrote
Lol you haven't heard of cabbage then
YamInternational_Yam t1_j9t5yht wrote
The bag of lettuce I bought recently has a recipe for grilled romaine. I haven't decided how I feel about that prospect.
aspoonfulofsammy11 t1_j9tv5qe wrote
It’s actually really good if it’s done right!
meat_on_a_hook t1_j9toqz9 wrote
Roasted carrots apparently
tevs__ t1_j9upqr6 wrote
Charred baby gem is some blue riband michelin star level gastronomie - I've had it at a fancy place and it was delicious, would not attempt it at home. Its got to be crisp and not limp, charred and not burned, I know I'd mess it up.
ajgmtl2001 t1_j9s61uo wrote
Bosh!
rvanasty t1_j9t7ugd wrote
Thats so fetch.
ShakeWeightMyDick t1_j9u2sl9 wrote
Stop trying to make fetch happen
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darrellbear t1_j9s246e wrote
Silly, that's a Yorkshire pudding.
InadmissibleHug t1_j9sf3wi wrote
Listen here, you little shit
Jumper-Man t1_j9t06ch wrote
Nothing on that plate looks like a Yorkshire pudding.
doingthehumptydance t1_j9tfn31 wrote
To be fair my Yorkshire puddings never look like Yorkshire puddings either.
But they never look like an egg roll.
darrellbear t1_j9u9gul wrote
It was a joke, evidently a very small one.
6kittenswithJAM t1_j9uvo8y wrote
I liked it.
InvincibleJellyfish t1_j9svsf1 wrote
Looks a lot more like a taquito tbh. Or maybe a spring roll.
Both traditionally English food items for sure...
FrankyFistalot t1_j9szfs0 wrote
-lights flamethrower-
pyre2000 t1_j9sv9p4 wrote
This was my first thought verbatim
curkington t1_j9vg76v wrote
To the egg roll I say "Nay Nay!"
Laylasita t1_j9ta6qj wrote
Is that the dog's name?
pksullivan t1_j9ukufd wrote
GTFO with that racist shit.
Laylasita t1_j9vh4da wrote
That was a joke about the dog. 100% NOT racist. I thought the dog was the best part of the whole picture.
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