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parvatron t1_ja0dmlw wrote

Gargamel likes this 👍

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-Miss__Information- t1_ja03eu6 wrote

Smurf?

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bmore_tasty OP t1_ja03p1h wrote

Oops typo lol, but let's go with... "it's what you need when you're feeling blue"

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False_Temperature_95 t1_ja0kway wrote

Smurf and turf is like something Gordon Ramsay would say to a contestant after undercooking the steak 🤣

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Trolodrol t1_ja39m2s wrote

I once died my hair blue in high school and my boss at work asked me if I went down on a Smurf. I still remember that 23 years later lol

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Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja10ojm wrote

Didn’t know “Smurf” was white meat!And with a,,,carapace?Cartoons lied,go figure’

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doctorcaligari t1_ja14wy4 wrote

Well, there were “The Snorks”, which were Smurfs under the sea. No carapace, though.

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Dude_Bro_88 t1_ja13tyu wrote

You don't see what's under their clothes

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VioletTrick t1_ja2318d wrote

I just did a quick Google search with safe search off, and you can absolutely see what's under a smurf's clothes.

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Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja10t3c wrote

Which one did you cook?

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jerry_woody t1_ja1ilbx wrote

Judging from the marbleization that looks like a nice cut of hefty smurf

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TheLadyEve t1_ja36g2e wrote

Tasty Smurf, the one you've never heard of 'cause he's not there anymore.

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ExpansiveExplosion t1_ja0qobu wrote

If it was black and blue steak it could be surf and smurf

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mattdangerously t1_ja1q3ga wrote

I've had Smurf before. It tastes very Smurfy. The trick is to Smurf it low and slow in a cast iron Smurf. Just season it with a little Smurf and pepper and you're good to go.

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Logiwonk_ t1_ja18vx3 wrote

So do you have a hookup for Smurf meat? Cause my guy got locked up for dealing meth on the side.

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opportunptr t1_ja1d1zx wrote

Looks great, next time maybe devein the lobster though.

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bmore_tasty OP t1_ja44g3u wrote

Great point! I always devein shrimp before cooking, not sure why I didn't think to devein the lobster tails. They had a bit of grittiness which I was questioning at the time... shoulda deveined for sure!!

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opportunptr t1_ja4nk5l wrote

I like doing the thing where you open the back of the lobster and move the meat outside while resting on the shell. Makes it easy to devein and dress!

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queenofcaffeine76 t1_ja3p1vb wrote

I just wonder how much you talk about smurfs that either you or your phone defaulted to that

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SirFluffkin t1_ja4akxq wrote

"Excuse me, I just blue myself."

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So_Long_DentalPlan t1_ja1g1fx wrote

Forever shall it remembered as the day Smurf replaced Surf

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averagebenzdriver t1_ja1oej5 wrote

Where'd you manage to get Smurf meat? Gargamel's deli or something?

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JollyGreenStone t1_ja47y3l wrote

Obviously the "lobster" is a hyper-evolved form of Smurf that has achieved full crabification, just as nature intended.

Looks delicious.

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thomaszeee t1_ja86cp0 wrote

I’ll more a Smurf breast kinda guy

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kaewberg t1_ja27sbk wrote

Ah, Smurf claw. You are aware of the ”Edit” option? (The meal itself looks splendid)

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Adri-M t1_ja38b98 wrote

Looks dry.

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