Submitted by bmore_tasty t3_11bvk73 in food
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markedasred t1_ja2ongx wrote
Some lobsters are blue before you cook them, but they go red in the heat.
SamSamSammmmm t1_ja20mk0 wrote
SylvieJay t1_ja42qnl wrote
The Gargamel special
parvatron t1_ja0dmlw wrote
Gargamel likes this 👍
-Miss__Information- t1_ja03eu6 wrote
Smurf?
bmore_tasty OP t1_ja03p1h wrote
Oops typo lol, but let's go with... "it's what you need when you're feeling blue"
False_Temperature_95 t1_ja0kway wrote
Smurf and turf is like something Gordon Ramsay would say to a contestant after undercooking the steak 🤣
karmagirl314 t1_ja19vq0 wrote
It’s fucking BLUE!
OldKermudgeon t1_ja3jdlt wrote
You DONKEY!
Trolodrol t1_ja39m2s wrote
I once died my hair blue in high school and my boss at work asked me if I went down on a Smurf. I still remember that 23 years later lol
Rubyheart255 t1_ja1ocl2 wrote
Blue rare steak
DameHelenaHandbasket t1_ja06h0j wrote
I figured they would be blue on the inside too. Hmm
Nearby-Swimming-5103 t1_ja0j24e wrote
That looks smurfin’ good!
skepticcaucasian t1_ja0xguk wrote
Blue steak?
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja10ojm wrote
Didn’t know “Smurf” was white meat!And with a,,,carapace?Cartoons lied,go figure’
doctorcaligari t1_ja14wy4 wrote
Well, there were “The Snorks”, which were Smurfs under the sea. No carapace, though.
queenofcaffeine76 t1_ja3owhc wrote
Please accept my upvote for making that reference
Dude_Bro_88 t1_ja13tyu wrote
You don't see what's under their clothes
VioletTrick t1_ja2318d wrote
I just did a quick Google search with safe search off, and you can absolutely see what's under a smurf's clothes.
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja10t3c wrote
Which one did you cook?
jerry_woody t1_ja1ilbx wrote
Judging from the marbleization that looks like a nice cut of hefty smurf
TheLadyEve t1_ja36g2e wrote
Tasty Smurf, the one you've never heard of 'cause he's not there anymore.
ExpansiveExplosion t1_ja0qobu wrote
If it was black and blue steak it could be surf and smurf
mattdangerously t1_ja1q3ga wrote
I've had Smurf before. It tastes very Smurfy. The trick is to Smurf it low and slow in a cast iron Smurf. Just season it with a little Smurf and pepper and you're good to go.
ALLYOURBASFS t1_ja0udtz wrote
Smurf & Tmurf
AtuinTurtle t1_ja169qx wrote
Papa! Nooooo!
Logiwonk_ t1_ja18vx3 wrote
So do you have a hookup for Smurf meat? Cause my guy got locked up for dealing meth on the side.
opportunptr t1_ja1d1zx wrote
Looks great, next time maybe devein the lobster though.
bmore_tasty OP t1_ja44g3u wrote
Great point! I always devein shrimp before cooking, not sure why I didn't think to devein the lobster tails. They had a bit of grittiness which I was questioning at the time... shoulda deveined for sure!!
opportunptr t1_ja4nk5l wrote
I like doing the thing where you open the back of the lobster and move the meat outside while resting on the shell. Makes it easy to devein and dress!
zcas t1_ja1u43w wrote
Shit...
queenofcaffeine76 t1_ja3p1vb wrote
I just wonder how much you talk about smurfs that either you or your phone defaulted to that
bmore_tasty OP t1_ja44u0w wrote
I read your name way too quickly at first and was disgusted yet intrigued...
queenofcaffeine76 t1_ja453ui wrote
Lmao dare I ask what you thought it said?
SirFluffkin t1_ja4akxq wrote
"Excuse me, I just blue myself."
MelanieLanes t1_ja13ot5 wrote
🔵
So_Long_DentalPlan t1_ja1g1fx wrote
Forever shall it remembered as the day Smurf replaced Surf
averagebenzdriver t1_ja1oej5 wrote
Where'd you manage to get Smurf meat? Gargamel's deli or something?
Hot_Blackberry_2301 t1_ja1zi4z wrote
is that papa smurf meat
nodisintegrations420 t1_ja2678l wrote
I was expecting a big ass mushroom
VigoTCarpathian t1_ja31x1h wrote
The best foods are blue.
JollyGreenStone t1_ja47y3l wrote
Obviously the "lobster" is a hyper-evolved form of Smurf that has achieved full crabification, just as nature intended.
Looks delicious.
thomaszeee t1_ja86cp0 wrote
I’ll more a Smurf breast kinda guy
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kaewberg t1_ja27sbk wrote
Ah, Smurf claw. You are aware of the ”Edit” option? (The meal itself looks splendid)
Adri-M t1_ja38b98 wrote
Looks dry.
1978shorty t1_ja0bjh9 wrote
Needs more blue