Smurf?

Oops typo lol, but let's go with... "it's what you need when you're feeling blue"

I figured they would be blue on the inside too. Hmm

Needs more blue

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That looks smurfin’ good!

Smurf and turf is like something Gordon Ramsay would say to a contestant after undercooking the steak 🤣

If it was black and blue steak it could be surf and smurf

Smurf & Tmurf

Blue steak?

Didn’t know “Smurf” was white meat!And with a,,,carapace?Cartoons lied,go figure’

Which one did you cook?

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You don't see what's under their clothes

Well, there were “The Snorks”, which were Smurfs under the sea. No carapace, though.

Papa! Nooooo!

So do you have a hookup for Smurf meat? Cause my guy got locked up for dealing meth on the side.

It’s fucking BLUE!

Looks great, next time maybe devein the lobster though.

Forever shall it remembered as the day Smurf replaced Surf

Judging from the marbleization that looks like a nice cut of hefty smurf

Blue rare steak

Where'd you manage to get Smurf meat? Gargamel's deli or something?

I've had Smurf before. It tastes very Smurfy. The trick is to Smurf it low and slow in a cast iron Smurf. Just season it with a little Smurf and pepper and you're good to go.

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Shit...

is that papa smurf meat

I just did a quick Google search with safe search off, and you can absolutely see what's under a smurf's clothes.

I was expecting a big ass mushroom

Ah, Smurf claw. You are aware of the ”Edit” option? (The meal itself looks splendid)

Some lobsters are blue before you cook them, but they go red in the heat.

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The best foods are blue.

Tasty Smurf, the one you've never heard of 'cause he's not there anymore.

Looks dry.

I once died my hair blue in high school and my boss at work asked me if I went down on a Smurf. I still remember that 23 years later lol

You DONKEY!

Please accept my upvote for making that reference

I just wonder how much you talk about smurfs that either you or your phone defaulted to that

The Gargamel special

Great point! I always devein shrimp before cooking, not sure why I didn't think to devein the lobster tails. They had a bit of grittiness which I was questioning at the time... shoulda deveined for sure!!

I read your name way too quickly at first and was disgusted yet intrigued...

Lmao dare I ask what you thought it said?

Obviously the "lobster" is a hyper-evolved form of Smurf that has achieved full crabification, just as nature intended.

Looks delicious.

"Excuse me, I just blue myself."

I like doing the thing where you open the back of the lobster and move the meat outside while resting on the shell. Makes it easy to devein and dress!

I’ll more a Smurf breast kinda guy