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cmogo92 t1_iuae1i8 wrote

Are you that guy from the brooklyn cop show that rates pizza by mouth feel? Damn

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2MarsAndBeyond t1_iub5ehc wrote

Boyle from Brooklyn 99, unless there's another show with a character that does that.

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fastglow t1_iuaazov wrote

Rosa's in Brooklyn?

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fastglow t1_iuadj6c wrote

Who knows? OP does. And it was the one in Brooklyn. And they make a great slice of pizza.

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[deleted] t1_iuae7iv wrote

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spinningawayfromyou t1_iuanhx3 wrote

What spot has your favorite NY slice? What about plain slice?

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ArgyleMcFannypatter t1_iub0akt wrote

Norm’s in Brooklyn. Pricey, but hands down my favorite slice place. Unless I’m out for Sicilian and then it’s a Spicy Spring from Prince Street.

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mikepm07 t1_iuajtgq wrote

No? Can’t be a grandma slice. Grandma slice is square.

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lookitsjustin t1_iub3buh wrote

Dude probably just ate a slice of pizza in New York. That’s it. Damn.

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OscarDivine t1_iua8nkk wrote

Their herb shaker coughed once on your pizza there I see haha. Damn now I want pizza…. Edit: yeah I just ordered two pies haha

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shastapete t1_iuaa4p9 wrote

no NY slice has sauce on the top

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GSXRbroinflipflops t1_iuakfkr wrote

Yeah, that’s a margherita slice right there and a nice one at that.

But then there’s the grandma slice.

And the tomato pie.

My favorite lately has been the “drunken grandma” which is a grandma slice that uses vodka sauce.

Oh baby. Now I’m hungry.

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DatSauceTho t1_iubxpsn wrote

Other than the margherita, I’ve never heard of any of those and now I want to try them all… 😳

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Neat-Plantain-7500 t1_iuef6q7 wrote

Detroit is supposed to do sauce on top. 3 lines.

Connecticut does. I think.

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DatSauceTho t1_iuf9q2e wrote

Really….

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Apparently there’s pizza all over the country that I’ve been missing out on. I got some ‘splorin to do.

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DeliciousEgg t1_iuc0vlt wrote

Where do you get this drunken grandma slice you speak of?!

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spagootsquash t1_iuc2zsr wrote

the drunk grandma slice is my favorite fuckin pizza slice ever. I grew up on Long Island, now live too far to grab the forever-craven delicacy. if you’re in the area ever, Phil’s in massapequa. greatest slice of pizza that’s ever blessed my mouth

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SafetyDanceInMyPants t1_iubkmu1 wrote

It depends on how much of a purist you are. Is this the traditional slice? Not really, no. Probably wouldn’t get it at the old school places. But have I seen a slice like this in reputable joints? For sure. So if you define a NY slice narrowly to only a certain kind of slice, this ain’t it — but it is a type of slice you can get at a slice place in New York.

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KARAMBlT t1_iuatcmg wrote

I thought that was pepperoni at first until I read your comment lol

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Ike_Jones t1_iua7cre wrote

Just 1? Thats a tease. Last time in nyc I asked the hotel concierge where to get a slice. Oh man that was great move. It was awesome whereas my previous visit not so much.

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mattingly233 t1_iuamati wrote

Looks like Sbarro, the only authentic pizza place in the city, Michael Scott.

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GaugeWon t1_iuapcok wrote

Huh... They used to be wider...

This reminds me of the time my sister took me for pizza in Brooklyn, and I flipped 2 differently-topped slices together and said: "poor mans Stromboli!". It was the first time I ever saw somebody's face turn aghast; she was so upset like I violated pizza protocol or something.

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DatSauceTho t1_iubxjn9 wrote

>Huh... They used to be wider...

Wait, what? Do all pizzerias in NYC make the exact same pizza?? lol

>she was so upset like I violated pizza protocol or something.

Because you did, sir. You may as well have shit on an authentic Parisian baguette.

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GaugeWon t1_iudbtvv wrote

> Wait, what? Do all pizzerias in NYC make the exact same pizza?? lol

No, haha, but what generally makes NY pizza distinct from everywhere else is their huge, thin slices.

>You may as well have shit on an authentic Parisian baguette.

I would get my money back if they served me a cheese-steak on a dry, parisian, dinner-roll.

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girouxfilms OP t1_iu9u6o7 wrote

Take it up with Rosa’s

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Theoldelf t1_iuaqd1t wrote

Oil on the paper? ✔️

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hacksparks t1_iub9pxx wrote

that looks so tasty no matter what the pizza is actually called

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Damonytrix t1_iubfe8a wrote

Then droped it? Extra toppings getting your monies worth

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Grow_away_420 t1_iuauv42 wrote

Did someone ash their cigar on top of it?

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FR33_D1RTNAPSS t1_iuaaarl wrote

Perfect amount of sauce. Crust looking nice, thin n crispy. Seasonings on point. Perfect amount of grease.

Yep. I want one.

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sweatpantsDonut t1_iuax3ht wrote

I want one now, damn. By the slice pizza rules, I love it.

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kosherhalfsourpickle t1_iuayxb2 wrote

Why can't we get an even spread of sauce on pizza? What is the rationale for splotchy spreading of the sauce? Is this bite going to contain sauce?

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xrocket21 t1_iub73bc wrote

One bite, everybody knows the rules

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more_lemons t1_iubcr4q wrote

Like it has potential to be good, nice type of crust, like the sauce on top, cheese isn't burnt, looks juicy. But Jesus low effort there making it. Probably 1-2min more in the burner.

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UbiVoiD t1_iubeihk wrote

Mmmmm, grease.

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jbmelk t1_iubfgjo wrote

Margherita slice not a plain slice. But still looks absolutely delicious regardless

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S35H t1_iubi7f4 wrote

Dropped ur weed on it bro

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Prof- t1_iubpvtv wrote

Where in nyc?

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mr001991 t1_iubu6js wrote

was it a dollar like in the movies?

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Logan_922 t1_iucjo9x wrote

Oh my god.. I’m on a diet right now and holy fuck… it’s 4:21am and I’ve never craved something so badly..

I need a Costco slice of pizza ASAP, considering I don’t live in NY💀

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flightlesstrout t1_iud1yx4 wrote

This looks like the pizza from a Goofy Movie

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LemonKushy t1_iud6wth wrote

Wait so u bought a singular pizza slice?

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m_pops t1_iudln7w wrote

Looks like Bleeker Street Pizza.

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stevenwnder t1_iua3v6v wrote

maybe not NY style, but that would be the best looking frozen pizza of all time

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aleellee t1_iuabzxe wrote

Served by a miner?

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Chris20nyy t1_iualfqg wrote

They don't use American cheese on pizza.

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datguyakala t1_iuarmgv wrote

I meant cheese generally, I don’t know what ‘American cheese’ is lol

I’m not from the US

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Chris20nyy t1_iuas9tc wrote

So...what's your problem with the cheese

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datguyakala t1_iuayahq wrote

That it looks strange compared to actual cheese

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Chris20nyy t1_iuazlzi wrote

It is actual cheese. What looks different?

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datguyakala t1_iub04zp wrote

I’m not entirely sure… I was last in NY ten years ago and it cheese on pizza was OK.

I guess it’s the aesthetic… it looks so bright. Perhaps it’s just the pictures

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PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 t1_iubku0p wrote

I agree, Americans and their... checks list

lighting of pizza pictures that make low-moisture mozz look bright to me and indicates that they have terrible taste in cheese.

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pickles4521 t1_iuavme8 wrote

It's because it is not real cheese. It's industrialized stuff. Doesn't even taste like cheese.

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Gengarth0 t1_iuahcxn wrote

The sun rises, the sun sets, and Italians say stupid shit about food.

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EccoEco t1_iuao1lt wrote

Pal, it's the simple truth, I might have kept it to myself that is indeed true, an impolite indiscretion on my part quite so, but can you really disprove me? Are you really going to tell me, an italian, what italian food is supposed to be like?

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Drach88 t1_iuaqcw7 wrote

Italian cuisine and Italian-American cuisine diverged 100 years ago.

This is Italian-American pizza from NYC. We get it, you're Italian. No one cares.

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EccoEco t1_iuavurl wrote

Which is something that americans bring up only when It's convenient to them, now I am sorry, as I said I should have held my tongue, but it's simply true, due to many reasons, quality of ingredients, usage and quantity of oil and fats, and many other factors, american style pizza is almost universally going to look cheap when compared to the original. Sorry for having stated it, I really am, damn I should have known better not to hit this hornet nest, but honesty at this point why not take a chip off my shoulder can you imagine if all country were this much entitled when it came to their own version of foreign food? Damn, for example, although this is not as wellknown by nonitalians, italian migration didn't just happen in the states, the Southern American Talianos exist too, and tbf not only Is their food much better but we are in much better relationship with them due to the much less adversarial nature of our relationship.

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TypographySnob t1_iub1rq0 wrote

Is this an authentic Italian copypasta?

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fargothsrevenge t1_iue2t7h wrote

It's an American copypasta trying to be Italian. It's just slightly off for nebulous reasons that I refuse to explain.

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Gengarth0 t1_iuataip wrote

You spoke your truth, i spoke mine

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EccoEco t1_iuczhqh wrote

And what is your truth even supposed to be... At this point I am afraid to ask and give this ridiculous hubbub further fuel

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Gengarth0 t1_iudhef2 wrote

>Italians say stupid shit about food.

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EccoEco t1_iudt6er wrote

Why would what I said be "stupid" or even completely false and how would that in your opinion be a constant? If you were to ask me, and not only me as it seems, to eat that pizza I would not be very inclined, could I have kept that to myself, yes it would have been wiser and I wouldn't have to be here to discuss this inanity with you.

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EccoEco t1_iuhhb32 wrote

Oh here we come... Out little keyboard lion has come to show his colours eh? My "country" pal got some problems with my "country", Who would have guessed that someone that so easily calls in an entire nationality for the mistakes of one would also have some yikey feelings towards that nationality's right of self identification or even some nice ideas about "National character" or some other bogus concept... We didn't drive anyone anywhere, it was a time of scarcity and the most vulnerable sections of some areas's population, and not only here in Italy and not just in the South but to be fair I don't expect you to be exactly an authority on history at this point, choose to take their chances with the new world.

That said the reason why among all italian emigrant Communities the american One has been hit the hardest both culturally and economically is not really our fault at least not ours only, the reason has to be searched in america's own quite heavy xenophobia and anti catholic and generally anti non-wasp sentiment that was prominent at the times and... Now too in a certain quantity I might suppose.

From racial ghettisation all the way to a precise desire to keep such immigrants ignorant so that they might remain an easily exploitable workforce incapable to react to it's surroundings accordingly, dear pal I can assure you this is all black and White in any history or anthropology books that gives an even basic portrayal of the american immigrant societies of the time, which actually if you'd allow me to go off topic for a second I personally had to study for my academic pursuits.

So what's to say, seems that particular sentiment is still quite alive ain't it eh? So tbf if today Italians have problems recognizing Italo americans as their own folk It could be easily said that, although a non negligible part to our own fault, It also comes from anglo american quite dirty past of ethnic segregation.

For what concerns the comment I edited it because I did understand that I had gone to far, I am perfectly capable of understanding that I am way far from perfect and more often than not can end up saying stupid things, can you?

Well what else can I say, on behalf of me and my "nation" A mai più rivederci

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apocalypse-052917 t1_iucl6mz wrote

> you really going to tell me, an italian, what italian food is supposed to be like?

Pal, the dish is called " NEW YORK" style pizza for a reason.

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Granadafan t1_iuch6nv wrote

Opinion does not equal truth

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fatimus_prime t1_iucwrvl wrote

Absolutely.

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

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hostile_washbowl t1_iub6250 wrote

I’d like you to know that you and your Italian compagni have made yourselves so chiaro that you believe le scoregge italiane hanno un odore migliore that the rest of the world simply ride e si fa beffe del tuo snobismo

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EccoEco t1_iucvsqw wrote

Che cazzo c'entra... Dio santo ma chi cazzo me lo ha fatto fare...

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