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Fryguys420 t1_j5t5pob wrote

Those fries look raw

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nerfherder-han OP t1_j5sxo20 wrote

I know it’s plain but I was never able to cook schnitzel right as a kid and I’m just proud of it and my homemade fries, even if they aren’t golden brown 👉👈

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tyzzem t1_j5t90t0 wrote

Use more oil, let them half drown in hot oil and turn them more often, slightly less heat.

Those fries are too undercoocked.

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Katze_Mau t1_j5vsyad wrote

In Germany we call this a Schnitzel Verbrechen..

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fuckin_anti_pope t1_j5xtb8h wrote

Austria*

We germans commit these crimes regularly, making our neighbors in the south mad :P

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AngryApple24 t1_j5tqvim wrote

Good job for a first time!

for frying the schnitzel you can pour more oil and let it get warm and then put your shnitzel and what I do is I try to move it around in a circular motion to form some ridges and check if it’s golden brown I’ll fry the other side and I try to do all of that in medium heat.

your fries can be cooked a bit more and I suggest after you take them out of the oil season them with anything that you like. (my favorite seasoning mixture is grounded black pepper+salt+garlic powder+parmigiano cheese)

nevertheless I am proud of your cooking too; keep it up 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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CriticismCreepy t1_j5tpxwy wrote

The schnitzel is overcooked. Less temperature for your pan and turn it more often.

The fries are undercooked. Slightly more temperature for the oil. Try double frying.

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HerrRossi t1_j5vnjsr wrote

Use oil AND butter! And there are some numbers on the stove between 0 and 9… So it is not a steak, just show it some love on medium-high temperature.

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supi_killua t1_j5vdsi3 wrote

Elaborate what about it makes you proud.

Because, how can i put it?: what i'm seeing here is the antithesis of a cooks pride.

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DNAwithin t1_j5uipaf wrote

Seems like you are skimping on the oil, which makes the schnitzel burnt in some parts and undercooked in others.

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904Funk t1_j5tnxz6 wrote

You are getting downvoted but you put effort and thought into the meal, and that’s what matters. Can’t always judge a book by its cover. Keep it up!

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pluck-the-bunny t1_j5u8we4 wrote

Can’t always…but sometimes you can.

Though I agree it’s meaningful they put effort into their meal

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catchereye22 t1_j5ucqu0 wrote

True. Sometimes food that looks normal tastes very good.

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aysurcouf t1_j5t04nv wrote

Fries look okay but pretty poor to be honest. I’m going to give you some weird temperatures because you are making schnitzel so I’m assuming you use Celsius, I’ll convert for you. First off as soon a you cut your potatoes throw them in water and gently agitate them for a minutes at least, next step dry them and then fry them at 162.7 degrees for 2 minutes. Allow to cool for a couple minutes and then throw them into a freezer. After at least an hour fry at 162.7 until golden brown.

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nerfherder-han OP t1_j5t0795 wrote

I see! Thank you very much, I’ll save your directions and keep an eye on the temperature next time!

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artifex78 t1_j5t16t5 wrote

Make sure the fries are really dry. Water and hot oil do not mix well.

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Aleks8888no t1_j5wlirs wrote

Whats up with these bad looking food posts lately.

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Noswe t1_j5syjwo wrote

Are you shallow frying the schnitzel in a frying pan? Lower the heat to get a more even colour instead of burning the schnitzel where it touches the pan, and don't be shy with the amount of oil you use :)

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nerfherder-han OP t1_j5syntf wrote

I am! I’ll keep this in mind for the next time, since it was fun to use the oil for it this time!

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Noswe t1_j5sz0i8 wrote

Good egg, keep up and you'll master the golden schnitzel in no time!

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Novak161crew t1_j5y3cca wrote

This is the biggest crime I ever came across

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operath0r t1_j5w4jy5 wrote

First of all, get a nice cut of beef or pork instead of chicken. Then smash the shit out of that thing. Like, wrap it in plastic and get the hammer. The Austrians say you gotta be able to read through it but that ain't true, slightly thicker is probably optimal. The crust is the only thing you seem to have managed so I won't tell you how to do that. However, fry with a lot of oil and slosh the oil around the pan so it will also cover the top of your schnitzel. That way you'll get those nice bubbles in your crust. I'm not sure if it actually does something for the taste, but this is the way it's supposed to be done and how you can identify if you've got a properly cooked schnitzel at a restaurant or just a deep fried one.

I don't know what you did to those fries, but damn, they look like they could need some oil. I've heard that duck or geese fat is best for making french fries, but honestly, if you're doing them at home some regular cooking oil is just fine. If you're making them in the oven or air fryer, dump em in a bowl beforehand, add oil and seasoning and shake until all the fries are well covered.

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ChepeZorro t1_j5tztm6 wrote

Is this one supposed to be a joke? Or are you just British?

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frOgman086 t1_j5tlny4 wrote

I'am almost certain you air fried those fries possibly the schnitzels too.

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