Submitted by Hoshi04010 t3_10pm7s7 in food
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Texas_sucks15 t1_j6l9mx6 wrote
Dang how long you been stirring them for???
Dropthetenors t1_j6la97k wrote
Spring green beans I guess?
Grayman222 t1_j6lbn2o wrote
how did you have the patience to tie them up like that.
bmore_tasty t1_j6lbokt wrote
God damnit…I genuinely googled this out of curiosity before getting the joke… r/whoosh… nice one
Decsolst t1_j6lbq0t wrote
Did those beans come from jacks beanstalk?
Dropthetenors t1_j6lbt0j wrote
That makes me feel better cause I thought it was a kinda dumb joke!
Pixeljammed t1_j6ld1na wrote
how???
Pixeljammed t1_j6ld5ru wrote
nvm it's a karma farming bot
caleal71 t1_j6ld8ic wrote
That phone cord looks delicious.
milesbeats t1_j6ldhrk wrote
Guys I've been trying really hard to get this....and well I don't
SwaggiiP t1_j6le24j wrote
This has to be pasta of some sort. The bot was wrong
shadbohnen t1_j6leews wrote
Excellently said.
TwoDrinkDave t1_j6lf4ux wrote
Try turning it aroundin your mind few times. The answer will probably leap out at you. If not, you're probably just screwed.
BeingofLove t1_j6lf8jw wrote
Looks more like stir fried telephone cord.
Texas_sucks15 t1_j6lfls1 wrote
What's a telephone cord?
BeingofLove t1_j6lif82 wrote
Back in the before times, phones used to plug in to a special port in the wall. The part you would speak into was called the receiver. The receiver was connected to the telephone with a coiled cord so you could gain a bit more distance from the telephone while using it.
Beertimeanytime t1_j6lj9zz wrote
How did they not all get tangled up like a phone cord
princesscupcake11 t1_j6lke8x wrote
The beans are rolled up like a spring
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Ghosty116 t1_j6lmpxd wrote
Remember wireless home phones? They were special
OccasionStriking3497 t1_j6lnbsv wrote
it's to eat with your eyes! this is beautiful and looks really delicious.
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theyreall_throwaways t1_j6lrzcc wrote
These are just long beans that OP shaped by hand to be spiral springs, they don't grow this way. They're called Yard beans, Chinese long beans, asparagus beans, or snake beans.
Found a page showing how it's done, but link was removed. You can try googling "garnish from long bean".
OP, I kinda hate that you dropped this pic and just left us all in confusion. But kinda glad you sent me on a seed adventure.
himmelundhoelle t1_j6md8yy wrote
...now you're shitting us
W0lfenstein1 t1_j6mluhm wrote
youre young.... aren't you?
Baan_Rao t1_j6mmut9 wrote
That is crazy looking. I've never seen green bean all twisted like that before.
GothicSlayer2023 t1_j6mn6fz wrote
That looks like a insect
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Under_Ach1ever t1_j6mtuk0 wrote
Is this a bot post? Are these bot comments?
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Nowherelandusa t1_j6mxiom wrote
We grow yard king beans in our garden- never tried this fanciness haha. But sautéed with some summer squash, garlic, onion, and fresh tomatoes with a bit of fresh basil... pretty tasty!
Enlightened-Beaver t1_j6mzacw wrote
Check out their account. 100% a Chinese bot. Only posts, always the same style on random subs. Content obviously stolen from elsewhere. Zero comments.
amaran1he t1_j6n8ksd wrote
This is the first time I've seen beans of such an unusual shape.
theyreall_throwaways t1_j6nr51z wrote
I like looking through Baker creek catalog and seeing all the fruits and veggies I never knew existed. I knew I had never seen anything like it before and wondered how they all looked so perfect. Are you happy with the yield you get with your beans for the space they take?
Nowherelandusa t1_j6nuu3y wrote
Yeah, we bought our seeds from Burgess Seed & Plant Co. I love looking through seed catalogs, especially when’s it’s cold and yuck outside, and I can dream of my summer garden haha.
The yard longs produced really well for us. If you pick them often, they produce better. We hadn’t done pole beans before- a little bit of work on the front end, but it beats bending down so much during harvest!
Musing-Khayyam t1_j6nv5h9 wrote
very yummy!
CaptPolybius t1_j6o1ypl wrote
I don't think op is a real person
UndercoverH8r t1_j6o639k wrote
Grubs
espringmeyer4 t1_j6o9pj5 wrote
That's amazing what kind of bean is that?
GardenPuzzleheaded98 t1_j6ogtbj wrote
This takes me back to the Avocado Green phone that hung on the wall in our kitchen.
In the 70’s, when you didn’t own the phone. You leased them from Ma Bell…
theyreall_throwaways t1_j6ogxe9 wrote
I love our garden, but it does become backbreaking at times. I need to give some serious thoughts about what I'm planting this year. Last year we had problems with a gopher and it ate so many of our tomatoes and dahlias, and stripped 80% of the potato leaves.
I'd plant everything if only I had the money (and the energy). Happy gardening.
GardenPuzzleheaded98 t1_j6ogzgb wrote
Cordless phones…
bryalb t1_j6ohicm wrote
Those lanyards look a bit rubbery
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PoeticDichotomy t1_j6oic5w wrote
Well it’s definitely a bot post… The rest is ambiguous at best.
Nowherelandusa t1_j6oihu0 wrote
I hear you! And we are expecting a little one early this summer, so I’ll probably be about 0 help haha. We would really love to do some raised beds eventually, but time, energy, and budget haven’t aligned yet haha.
Admirable_Resist111 t1_j6owtpm wrote
This looks like a turkey twizzler that's been coloured green. #fuckJamieOliver #twizzlersareback
DJEmpire80 t1_j6p7ja8 wrote
Thats the insects by WEF
theyreall_throwaways t1_j6pbch0 wrote
My dad always said he had time but not money, or money but no time. Sadly it's hard to have both at once, esp with kids in the mix. Congrats on the new addition.
OneHumanPeOple t1_j6pgmo8 wrote
I have a land line. When the power goes out, I unplug the cordless receiver and plug in our corded phone that I keep in the china cupboard.
RedditSpyAccount t1_j6l9a46 wrote
Where did you find the green beans? I’ve never seen them spiraled like that before!