slurs drunkenly Enchilada, burrito, enchorito, whatever...hic

The only thing sways.... the ONLY thing you need to understand is that alllll Mexican food is the same. Tortilla, meat, cheese and some kind of vegetable. You want a... blinks to focus eyes a TACO? Tortilla, meat, cheese and some kinda vegetable. Burrito?! Tortilla, meat, cheese, and some kinda vegetable. And TOSTADAS? You... You get where this is going. Chugs tequila probably standardi...stande... made 'em all the same at some kinda Mexican union meeting or something. Some abuelas busted la chancla on some fat Jose who want to make em...make...em...make em original... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz