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charface1 t1_jadu49b wrote

Cut out a chunk of the wall with the glued-on dispenser, and put it back on your desk.

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tookerken t1_jaepkrp wrote

This is the only proper response

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on_ t1_jaevt2g wrote

That’s escalation. The next is the desk glued to the wall. When this madness will end?

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boxofsquirrels t1_jaeob39 wrote

Someone thinks you’re the one who keeps taking the panel room tape dispenser, so they took it back and made sure you won’t steal it again.

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whale-jizz t1_jadvefk wrote

You are now the Dwight of your workplace.

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Noreaster0 t1_jae1zug wrote

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so actually, Jim is my enemy..

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Slade1234545 t1_jadytpe wrote

What do you mean? Now it’s electrical tape

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Upvotes4Trump t1_jadnfr4 wrote

At least you still have your stapler, Milton.

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Awfers t1_jadtquk wrote

Remove the roll mechanism, and put it in your desk, locked with a key...

They will never find a replacement roll mechanism...

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jubjubben t1_jaeeb08 wrote

Small paper clip has always worked for me

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Itdidnt_trickle_down t1_jaeung2 wrote

Start taking random items form other peoples desks and glue them next to it.

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No_Wasabi4828 t1_jadoxhe wrote

Legit reason to get up 25 times a day tho!

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azoic2121 t1_jadr8fe wrote

At least they left your finger grime on there so you could tell it was yours.

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thatswiftboy t1_jadqte6 wrote

Because Chaotic Neutral people can exist in any setting, I’d guess.

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-LinuxGuy2020- t1_jaehf9m wrote

So the way you fix that is cut the drywall out around the tape dispenser and just put it right back on your desk again.

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dshart1 t1_jadosuw wrote

its a way to summon tape tom

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John_Dixon_Harris t1_jadqpxo wrote

It may seem a bit heavy handed over 50¢...but when I loan someone money for the Coke machine I expect to be paid back, okay?

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ChrisStannock31 t1_jadsdx9 wrote

They were probably sick of having to search for it

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I0I0I0I t1_jadwxr7 wrote

They're trying to tell you something. What, I don't know.

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Routine-Race-4435 t1_jaebg7k wrote

Oh you fucking KNOW why! Everyone knows what you did at the office Xmas party, everyone...

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megjangles t1_jaeh6e4 wrote

Someone left a can of spray adhesive out in an empty cubicle and I have to actively stop myself from doing this kind of thing to office supplies.

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DarkLordArbitur t1_jaen1pv wrote

That's an ingenious way of having a wall dispenser for tape.

Now if only someone could explain why they needed a wall dispenser for tape in this specific room...

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Tongue8cheek t1_jadpk82 wrote

Nice. I'm shocked this sticks too.

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ionhowto t1_jadrtlf wrote

Insulator roll

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Life_Ad6909 t1_jadsek0 wrote

Better burn that place down

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FreezingGoose t1_jadyspe wrote

Considering I never seem to be able to find one anymore (yay for everything online now a days) this looks like a good idea.

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jerrys153 t1_jae2v7a wrote

Because they didn’t have any jello.

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Goldenhawk666 t1_jae925y wrote

But…but it’s mmmm my red stapler!!

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3djfletcha t1_jae9hvg wrote

You know what you did....

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Lorenaelsalulz t1_jaeg6r1 wrote

What did they do with your red stapler?

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DonTeca35 t1_jaesn2u wrote

Grab his stapler & put in in jello

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chimpyjnuts t1_jaez2os wrote

If they later paint it red you are obligated to burn the place down. /s

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Hot_Organization2430 t1_jaf16pg wrote

Just leave everything in the desk, and walk out as if you are going to lunch as usual. Then leave and never go back. No questions, no looking back, just leave.

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Stubby1957 t1_jaf2k1u wrote

Still remember my first office crush, like it was yesterday 💕

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drkole t1_jaf2ugc wrote

most likely jim

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CustomerSuspicious25 t1_jaf37be wrote

Because fuck you that's why.

At least that's what I think was going through this animals mind.

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