Submitted by RuralRasta t3_115y89d in funny
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RuralRasta OP t1_j93zfv7 wrote
I don't think this counts as pornographic but if it does please let me know and I'll remove it, I don't want to offend or be banned!
Stainedbrain1997 t1_j940d7d wrote
I work at a vet hospital and a cat named Mommy has came in a few times in the past month. Each time my coworkers have to shout in the lobby “Mommy?”. It’s a cat of an elderly couple, so they don’t know
CrankyMcFarty t1_j944hk7 wrote
I turn into a telescope
BalognaPonyParty t1_j946ewt wrote
Nova Scotia represent
BarryMcKockinerr t1_j946pza wrote
It's only pornographic if you poke a hole in the bottom suck it out.
awkbird_enthusigasm t1_j947dsj wrote
Mommy want milky
ChondroArt t1_j94agwp wrote
Big mommy milkers
RuralRasta OP t1_j94t9m3 wrote
Knew that'd be a giveaway lol. You have to drive last night?
GANDORF57 t1_j94wjy4 wrote
Not to worry, I, myself, am a creamer. ^(*I used to work at a dairy...that's how we gendered the cattle...MILKERS AND CREAMERS.)
Acrobatic-Chard748 t1_j95ifxj wrote
I would call those half & half or creamers. Never heard them called that. Lol
BalognaPonyParty t1_j95ja3p wrote
drive? for what?
RuralRasta OP t1_j977g29 wrote
Just the weather
BalognaPonyParty t1_j978f03 wrote
oh, lol, naw
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