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Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9uvcw6 wrote

For those who can't zoom in, the fortune reads: We are here to create not merely survive.

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EvilFitter t1_j9uvmdj wrote

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9uzq6t wrote

Not in my house!

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imamydesk t1_j9v62ta wrote

Well you shouldn't have let the Roomba eat that fortune. Now it's got ideas...

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Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9v6u5w wrote

Let!?! I didn't even know we had a fortune cookie! I would have eaten it.

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imamydesk t1_j9vigdv wrote

Fortune favours the brave.

Or in this case, favours the one who knew of its existence.

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sdforbda t1_j9uz5gs wrote

Floortune cookie.

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cogburn t1_j9uy2m0 wrote

Strap a colored pencil to that motherfucker.

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MAROMODS t1_j9v1b2m wrote

Couldn’t get any fucking closer could ya OP?

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Lolguppy t1_j9xy8rv wrote

We can almost see it

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SonicBoris t1_j9uwajh wrote

If your pet leaves a surprise for it to find, a Roomba can create art on your floors!

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Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9uzl7y wrote

Yuck. A dog puke painting is the worst, we've seen... But I've heard some things.

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KingMalcolm t1_j9uwfxa wrote

Give that poor creature a paintbrush

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Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9uz57b wrote

Mmmmm, it is a paint brush and we just went down that road with dog puke for paint..... I do not plan on revisiting. Lol

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darhox t1_j9v2nwo wrote

What is my purpose?

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