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Just-War8020 t1_j9v5z18 wrote

Why is he wearing gloves?

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SeiCalros t1_j9v91je wrote

close to the end of his life jesus was said to have had a bad case of stigmata on his hands and feet

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JCwizz t1_j9xpnud wrote

Stig ma testicles in ya mouth. Got ‘em.

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blackgrasshopper t1_ja7swz3 wrote

Ummm...no. only other people could get stigmata which are psychogenic. Jesus got them the hard way.

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boricimo t1_j9vn03h wrote

Because he was trying to sneak a boob grab but she got him first

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celestarre t1_j9vawy2 wrote

Give him three days.

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ares5404 t1_j9vnwmw wrote

Man server lag here is terrible! -jesus, perhaps

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bread_makes_u_fatt t1_j9v4ywz wrote

Did someone put leather gloves on the statue?

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Ruhh-Rohh t1_j9w1tvn wrote

Where does one buy statue-sized gloves?

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Ghost_on_Toast t1_j9wuvma wrote

Im imagining it involves 3 people who make hot air balloons and a herd of cattle

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Raiguard t1_j9wufic wrote

I spent a full minute looking for snakes or whatever before realizing the joke...

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Chyvalri t1_j9wibkx wrote

Doesn't it just ... POP ... Buddy Christ?

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YteKnight696 t1_j9y0fux wrote

Can't blame him for being thirsty though

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youlook3 t1_j9voxj5 wrote

Ooooh so that’s why Jesus haven’t returned yet that makes sense

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Adventurous_Shake161 t1_j9vt2db wrote

Nah he will come back, last time he died it took him three days, I think this might take longer.

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kunfusedpsyko t1_j9xfj28 wrote

How do we know he didnt turn her into wine at the same time? I don’t see her popping up any more do you?

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maffemaagen t1_j9y3yx1 wrote

This implies that Jesus was the size of the statue

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Left-Independent651 t1_j9yme30 wrote

Well, in this image, Jesus is 1, but there is no Gorgon Medusa

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TheRockiesMan t1_j9w9hp3 wrote

Should've looked at the boobs only

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Ironworker_zach t1_j9z1s88 wrote

Why is that white jew from modern day Iran wearing golf gloves?

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jly0ns t1_j9z4qsg wrote

This took me longer than it should have 😂

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RT9635 t1_j9whsif wrote

He still forgives her look what a inspiration his been the people of south america

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wifespissed t1_j9z1ng3 wrote

Reminds of the Jebus on that Puscifer album.

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Blunttack t1_j9vzrfu wrote

Thought Medusa had boobs.

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