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scrodytheroadie t1_ja3g98m wrote

You come at the King of Jews, you best not miss.

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jordantask t1_ja3pzrj wrote

The best part of hunting JC is he’s back in 3 days so you can do it again.

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TheIowan t1_ja4ao39 wrote

Nothing some 4"x4" timbers and a framing nailer can't take care of.

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FirstConsul1805 t1_ja5yo4x wrote

The Romans did it first, and they were masters of the 4x4 even before JC got it

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GANDORF57 t1_ja6nk8a wrote

"Have you found Christ?"

"Yup, but we lost his footprints at the river."

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GodsBGood t1_ja4a183 wrote

This makes no sense at all when Putin is still kicking it.

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anythingbuttaken t1_ja3hit9 wrote

Headshot or he respawns.

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KorgX3 t1_ja3ini5 wrote

Double-tap. Don't forget He's a zombie.

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[deleted] t1_ja6uyyp wrote

I think this has been argued before, but he can't be a zombie because he retains his living mind and intelligence after death. He'd be a lich instead. To kill those you need to destroy their phylactery.

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Cynykl t1_ja6xpgt wrote

Lich make no sense he was purportedly a priest not a wizard.

Zombie make more sense. Not the night of the living dead zombie but the Serpent and the Rainbow zombie. Voodoo zombies are killed and rise a few days later to bust their way out of the grave. They have the same mental capacity that they had in life.

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spiritbx t1_ja3wll4 wrote

Headshot won't work, you need to find and destroy a lich's phylactery to kill it.

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thieh t1_ja3dfxv wrote

Well, he died for our sins and there are new sins since then. Time to clean that up too.

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Voodoo_Dummie t1_ja3uwap wrote

Tsk, amateurs. That gun is clearly intended for deer, and the right tool is important.

You should use a nail gun.

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NotADoctor108 t1_ja3i0i6 wrote

What's the waiting period on a Jesus hunting license?

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quadmasta t1_ja3gbkt wrote

Damnit, it went through the holes in his hands

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TK_Bender t1_ja7fkc2 wrote

Call it a trick shot and pretend it was intended.

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kaewberg t1_ja3dmn7 wrote

Jesus must die!

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Lee1138 t1_ja4himw wrote

"Have you found Jesus?"

"No, sucker is really sneaky."

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anon2282 t1_ja3pq5q wrote

Is this Pontius Pilate's bumper sticker or something?

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fatherfrank1 t1_ja3pw74 wrote

Unfortunately, Jesus was born to haunt.

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waldo06 t1_ja3li5j wrote

Finally a good time to use the railway spike rifle from Fallout!

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OGZackov t1_ja3ssya wrote

He's an undead, aim for the brain stem

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SuperMGS t1_ja45huu wrote

Fucking Romans still at it.

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RA242 t1_ja4nrof wrote

I had a Jesus run 3 miles before dropping after a heartshot with a compound bow.

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guitartoad t1_ja5sgw6 wrote

This picture reminds me of when Obama got pilloried for saying middle Americans huddle with their guns and religion. Yeah, he sure was wrong about that.

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[deleted] t1_ja3luu5 wrote

Hey don’t hurt Jesus he is sexy

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satluvscheese t1_ja3pwaf wrote

let's not whine ...I'm sure he's crossing the Jordan river

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Hood18 t1_ja4lmjg wrote

roman seal of approved

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itsonlymeez t1_ja5ryvz wrote

Bring a nail gun super effective

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LegoFootPain t1_ja5tyii wrote

Gentlemen, we are here to hunt the deadliest game of all. The Son of God.

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LoliTails t1_ja72wsa wrote

Nail gun required

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anoeba t1_ja3kx2n wrote

That fucker's almost as bad as Rasputin.

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jimmyvcard t1_ja3tx3v wrote

Unexpected events pontius Pilate

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AndyDoVO t1_ja41sur wrote

The perfect stickers for a Honda Pilot.

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[deleted] t1_ja45wfr wrote

Y’all think he’d go down with a clean shot tho.?

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20190419 t1_ja4cqn0 wrote

Nails are so passé.

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GreatSpaghettLord t1_ja4rph6 wrote

"When the fucker comes back again I'm gonna be ready"

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Snoo_88763 t1_ja4t9vj wrote

Just get him sermonizing

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rphdaddyb t1_ja4x573 wrote

Save some rounds for day 3.

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fappyday t1_ja4xj7n wrote

Wait, are the Romans making a comeback? Talk about playing the long game.

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unicyclecopilot t1_ja588so wrote

Hands and feet seem to be his weak spots

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reconstruct94 t1_ja5dm32 wrote

He respawns after 3 days, gotta set traps.

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Hesam2010 t1_ja5e5v0 wrote

It's not Duck season, it's Jesus season.

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[deleted] t1_ja5f4nl wrote

You call that a prayer?! THIS is a prayer.

Jesus stars in the new movie the bourne again supremacy with Maaaaatt daaaaamon

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UniverseBear t1_ja5n7pp wrote

Someone was, otherwise he wouldn't have ended crucified.

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Zeus_McCloud t1_ja5uz7u wrote

He has a 72 hour respawn time.

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TheTrueScientist t1_ja5y7g0 wrote

“Ain’t no second comin’ for you, pal”

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Bind_Moggled t1_ja5z1za wrote

Nice to see people carrying on the traditions of the Ancient Romans.

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Mistapeepers t1_ja642e3 wrote

“How the hell did he survive? I nailed him three times!”

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zigaliciousone t1_ja65fsm wrote

Maybe he's like Napoleon Dynamite. He forgot the comma and "Jesus" is an expletive.

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zackman115 t1_ja67hik wrote

Reminds me of a meme I saw today. "Minecraft Jesus died for your greifings"

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bearsheperd t1_ja6c79w wrote

Do you need some kind of special ammunition to hunt Jesus? Holy water hurts demons, silver for werewolves and wood kills vampires. What do you use to for sons of deities?

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Evening-Aggressive t1_ja6xuml wrote

Good luck, people have been looking for him for 2000 years and even though many have claimed to have found him, nobody has. 🤣

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Mean_Gene66 t1_ja73iyf wrote

Well, they are Conservative Christians!

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malteaserhead t1_ja7sbxl wrote

Prey is known to escape over water

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C-137Birdperson t1_ja7xlrl wrote

Did you know JFKs assassination is just a cheap reboot of Franz Ferdinand of Austria

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BeefGir2 t1_ja8912r wrote

i would pay money for that shirt.

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warrant2k t1_ja57ot2 wrote

He's got a 3 day respawn.

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