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rell7thirty t1_j9w098s wrote

Quality control was like "that's not how you spell it!" and autocorrected IRL without checking the context.

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[deleted] t1_j9w1dw0 wrote

I bet this is exactly how it happened haha

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mvnnyvevwofrb t1_j9vzmu7 wrote

Wow.. Who are you calling a cracker?

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proboscisjoe t1_j9wwb2y wrote

Paul Mooney always liked a little salt on his cracker.

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HopDropNRoll t1_j9w6mob wrote

Not if it’s a white duck.

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JAlfredJR t1_j9w299y wrote

I have so many questions for popsicle stick joke writers

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JeoffreyDommer t1_j9yttrl wrote

They're probably being racist because the duck is white.

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kirk27 t1_j9vzl4j wrote

I’ve heard wise crackers are full of protein

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onmyyacht t1_j9wbdae wrote

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...

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Pensrule2007 t1_j9yh5li wrote

TIL that white people are ducks.

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IndyAnnaDoge t1_j9w3cu3 wrote

They turned the duck into paté and put it on a cracker

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gaze-upon-it t1_j9w53mm wrote

How dumb does one have to be to screw up this joke!?!

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Nyanzeenyan t1_j9w5lc2 wrote

This is an acceptable ethnic variant.

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DarbyAllinHateClub t1_j9w680e wrote

Maybe the typo is actually “what do you call a smart white duck?”

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Costanzaslife23 t1_j9wdei9 wrote

They could also change the question to: What do you call a smart white person?

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dslrjunky t1_j9wijti wrote

I think it was supposed to say "What do you call a smart addict?"

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yoghurt_cap t1_j9wzt10 wrote

Houses without lampshades or indirect lighting make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm.

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Me5hly t1_j9x252w wrote

Because it is either a misspelling of a misspelling, or an anti-joke, this is the best popsicle stick I have ever seen

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Viewtifultrey3 t1_j9x2jm2 wrote

What do you get when you sit on a duck?

A butt quack.

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Xx_Trashl0rd_xX t1_j9x88xl wrote

>wise “quack”

I see what you did there

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Mr_Smith_411 t1_j9x9dba wrote

Is this person laying on the floor?

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mandiblesmooch t1_j9y1dc7 wrote

That's a relative of the smart cookie.

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akgt94 t1_j9w2tbb wrote

That's a smart white man?

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hotrodlincoln460 t1_j9xg872 wrote

The punchline is right, they forgot to mention in the setup that the duck is white

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Mysterious-Region640 t1_j9wy19w wrote

I’m not sure why am bothering to give a serious answer but no it is supposed to say a wise cracker, as in wise cracks

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RaiRokun t1_j9x8kxq wrote

How is that relevant to a duck though?

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ozzenfeffer t1_j9zpkqm wrote

Exactly. The duck needs to factor in, for the joke to make sense. The original joke intended the word to be quacker. There is no pun on this popsicle.

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