Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

nyynyg t1_j8zx89v wrote

I think fedex office is formally known as kinkos office

38

AirbagOff t1_j904ctl wrote

We don’t Kinkos shame here.

25

AnneNonnyMouse t1_j90aqna wrote

Anyone that chooses to use FedEx clearly enjoys having their package handled violently, and maybe even crushed or stomped on.

8

Lee_337 t1_j90ldmf wrote

I wake up in a cold sweat every night knowing i can never get copies made at 4 am. ever again.

6

rdickert t1_j8zsx93 wrote

"FedEx® Pack Plus, a new in-store packing solution catering to all types of shipments for all types of needs, whether easy or hard to pack, even large, bulky and fragile items. With holiday season upon us, customers can rely on specially trained FedEx Office pack and ship professionals to help pack items that won’t fit into typical boxes, using customizable packaging. FedEx Pack Plus is backed by the FedEx Office ® Packing Pledge and a variety of FedEx delivery options are available backed by the FedEx Money-back guarantee."

15

Recoshy t1_j91ngqf wrote

"FedEx® fuck Plus, a new in-store fucking solution catering to all types of shipments for all types of needs, whether easy or hard to fuck, even large, bulky and fragile items. With holiday season upon us, customers can rely on specially trained FedEx Office fuck and ship professionals to help fuck items that won’t fit into typical boxes, using customizable fucking. FedEx fuck Plus is backed by the FedEx Office ® fucking Pledge and a variety of FedEx delivery options are available backed by the FedEx Money-back guarantee."

12

MSD3D t1_j9064q5 wrote

FedEx Freight here®, We whole heartedly await delivering you your needed packing items in bulk freight. Lets keep that OSD to a minimum fam.

3

m_ashton9 t1_j8zof57 wrote

Now selling Fuck+. The newest subscription service

4

AnneNonnyMouse t1_j90awxu wrote

I can hear the ad voiceover now: "For those times you need to give a fuck, but you have no fucks left to give! Get Fuck+! "

4

Open_Recognition t1_j9004qq wrote

I’m so glad I saw this in the privacy of my home, because the humor here is incredible. Really? A FedEx office? Unbelievably funny!

4

BlackAxemRanger t1_j91ztt1 wrote

Yeah this sub kinda sucks now. The amount of people taking picture of typos and stupid shit like this is unbelievable. I wish people would stop encouraging it

2

GoddamnedWalls t1_j90b3qc wrote

I recognize that fedex! It's the one on W Houston Center!

2

Particular_Lie_3897 OP t1_j90bdm2 wrote

I believe it is! Are you a native? I live on the other side but I work in this area

2

GoddamnedWalls t1_j90bixh wrote

Yea but I moved away a few years back. I just remembered having to make copies there.

1

Particular_Lie_3897 OP t1_j90blj5 wrote

Ohh ok. Yea I believe this particular location has been there for a couple decades. I think it used to be Kinko’s

2

FoxFireLyre t1_j91y05t wrote

They talk about how cheap and great Fuck Plus is in the ads, but then they get you in the store and all they try and do is sell you on Fuck Premium.

2

AutoModerator t1_j8znsfk wrote

>This is a friendly reminder to read our rules. > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays. > >Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. > >Please also be wary of spam. >

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

ABAxStorm t1_j900th7 wrote

Bro, Fuck Plus has saved my life multiple times. How about you try it before you bash it, huh?

1

Kazamz t1_j90f06p wrote

"Come again" is exactly what they are offering in the plus package.

1

DarkLordKefka t1_j90yh2b wrote

I mean, if this was a service provided by FedEx, maybe I’d use them over Amazon. But Amazon does have free shipping.

1

villegm69 t1_j91zwth wrote

Extra f*cks given at this location.

1

obsertaries t1_j92idkr wrote

I can’t even picture what it means to give more than one fuck, just give a fuck or give no fucks.

1

villegm69 t1_j932nyu wrote

Easy. When multiple people give a fuck. Then the establishment gives fuck Plus

1