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Caspers_Shadow t1_jackbw3 wrote

I was in line at a store in Florida. The guy in front of me had a Disney shirt on and it said ASSHOLE on the sleeve. I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. When me moved forward the folds in his sleeve moved. His shirt actually said PASSHOLDER. The p, d and r were hidden in the folds. I guess he had season passes. Who knew?

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Suspicious_Juice9511 t1_jackl68 wrote

Both could be true? Not sure we have the info to tell though.

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vigilantesd t1_jacsdy7 wrote

You clearly are not informed how much it costs to be a ‘pASSHOLdEr’

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Suspicious_Juice9511 t1_jacuomc wrote

I am most ignorant on that indeed. What sort of ballpark are we talking?

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vigilantesd t1_jacww9b wrote

The one my friend has is about $1000 US Dollars annually, and has blackout dates. Single day pass for both Anaheim parks is about $150 US dollars

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thieh t1_jachx4u wrote

That was why there is the stripe of blue between "Hero" and "In". C'mon, at least shop the correct shade of white inbetween.

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Major747 t1_jack2tz wrote

As someone from the U.K, I can tell you £6.99 is a cracking price for heroin even if it's in training.

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Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jacliax wrote

As someone who else from the U.K, £6.99 would be a bargain for tomatoes at the moment!

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Ben_Thar t1_jacl0yb wrote

I've seen Trainspotting. You don't want to do heroin without training

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Italianstyle73 t1_jacn0zk wrote

It's not an adult hat though it's a kids size and it's the kids section look at the shirts in the background

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RoodnyInc t1_jad8i1g wrote

Yeah I wouldn't buy it for my kid if he's future batman then I......

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Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jacnrl0 wrote

Adults can have small heads and wear super hero shirts.

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HLL0 t1_jacqj71 wrote

Not to mention there's a very clearly visible space. Quite the stretch to make this "funny."

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Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jacqq6g wrote

Jesus Christ. Who pissed on your bonfire?

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Alert_Salt7048 t1_jad97u8 wrote

I’ll take “the rapist” for $200 Alex. That’s “Therapist” Mr Connery.

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Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jadbzbm wrote

I’ll take “catch the semen” for $200 Trebek.

That’s “catch these men.”

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gatorbeetle t1_jactnld wrote

"THERES A SPACE...THERES A SPACE...ITS RIGHT THERE AFTER THE O..."

                   -- Kids hat designer
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RussMantooth t1_jadz7m9 wrote

Applies to both genders and druggies

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rambo_oz3 t1_jae2xpr wrote

Is that like being on codeine for a bum knee?

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Italianstyle73 t1_jacm62e wrote

Don't turn something for kids into something so nasty

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cherryblonde9 t1_jae913o wrote

Wow it's true Like a really short poem

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infinitedrumroll t1_jaezta6 wrote

when I used to do heroin, I would say "it is time to get the hero in!"

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J_B_Frawg t1_jaezwts wrote

The only thing blue line keeping heroin away.

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Dudephish t1_jackk56 wrote

That baby will be crawling on the ceiling in no time.

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Royal-Elk-5491 t1_jadam05 wrote

I just noticed a batman/Superman shirt omg 💀

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muggins66 t1_jacs6cy wrote

Not funny for people who’ve lost a loved one to this horrible drug. Make better choices OP

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Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jad3q73 wrote

Jesus Christ. Shut the hell up.

Alternatively… your comment is not funny to people who’ve lost a loved one to pointless guilt tripping online. Make better choices u/muggins66

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