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Best part is this was posted up in a work chat

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Schwifty!

That will be the next mandated worthless vax when they can’t peddle anymore more COVID jabs

I always thought that it was rare to puke and shit at the same time, like both events had to coincidentally line up like the stars.

Then I caught norovirus. The diarrhea was so bad, that the slightest pressure caused me to shit. Puking causes pressure.

The more you know!

You people make eugenics seem like a good idea.

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Norovirus: your kids bring it home from school

I had a friend once who caught a bug that made him do this. He said the best thing he could do was lay naked in the tub with the shower on... Shitting and puking.

Sounds like a bad time....

Edit: spelling

Then I hope you get norovirus!

Yup. Daughter and I just both probably had this last night. So miserable.

I did this pic in real life a couple weeks ago from regular food poisoning

Reverse spitroasting.

Yep. I didn’t know that when I kneeled on the floor to puke in the toilet with my ass facing the wall.

Squirtle Squirtle

Norovirus lasts longer than that to get rid of.

I was listening to figarowa wile reading your post.....the action co insided with the kettle drums.....almost choked on my food..... you had to be there. Thanks, you made my day..... Glad your better now.

That's been my experience with it before, too. But food poisoning doesn't really make sense, and my other daughter was also sick a couple of days before, and I've heard there's something going around. So I'm at a loss for what else it might have been.

Double dragonning

Thank you for the prayers

norovirus is hell on earth.

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"Norovirus: Hopefully your toilet is close to your bath tub."

The first time that happened to me I thought….that’s it…this is how I go

Naaa that's just food poison it's a great way to loose weight lol it actually works.

Oh lord, last time I had it, I passed out, didn't hit my head, but had a nasty bruise on my thy.

On about hour 8 of non-stop vomiting, I gave serious thought to dialing 911. The only thing that stopped was the knowledge that I'd likely shit myself in the ambulance....

Had this come on at a golf course at about the 15th hole..... still had 3 more to go....