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pjames0770 t1_j956tv1 wrote

Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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TappetTappetTappet t1_j958bli wrote

PROTECT THE QUEEN!

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PurpleSunCraze t1_j98h6s8 wrote

How to become the least trusted human, let alone TV personality, in under 15 seconds.

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