Submitted by BISTtheGOOLZ t3_11645ke in funny
pjames0770 t1_j956tv1 wrote
Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
TappetTappetTappet t1_j958bli wrote
PROTECT THE QUEEN!
pjames0770 t1_j958wvj wrote
Which ones the queen?
TappetTappetTappet t1_j95az2l wrote
I'm the queen!
pjames0770 t1_j95bimz wrote
No you’re not
Limp-Ad-4968 t1_j96ygrm wrote
💨 💨 DUCK IT STINKS
esp735 t1_j976le1 wrote
Careful! They're ruffled!
TheGolfDudee t1_j96jm8j wrote
ANTMAN 3 SPOILERS
[deleted] t1_j958vun wrote
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PurpleSunCraze t1_j98h6s8 wrote
How to become the least trusted human, let alone TV personality, in under 15 seconds.
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