Submitted by QuiGonGiveItToYa t3_117jgul in funny
Ohnonotuto4 t1_j9bzf8g wrote
Smart drunk, he will not choke on his own vomit.
QuiGonGiveItToYa OP t1_j9bzxw3 wrote
You are correct. The vomit went neatly between his feet onto the rug.
alienassfarm16 t1_j9c18kc wrote
Why did I click that?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9c50dc wrote
Yeah, why did you click that?
The_Kiatro t1_j9c0fed wrote
I wonder how much the hotel is going to charge for that carpet. Does he just have to pay to clean it? Or is it his now for 3x it's actual value?
QuiGonGiveItToYa OP t1_j9c12b3 wrote
We’re assuming we’ll be buying this place a new rug.
AintAintAWord t1_j9c4s14 wrote
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
DarthArterius t1_j9do7rm wrote
If you throw it out in a sneaky way they may forget there's supposed to be a rug in there. Or they'll charge triple what cleaning it would cost. Lol
Selstial21 t1_j9dq9px wrote
I doubt it. I used to work in a similar place, your just gonna have a really pissed off facilities guy. You 100% lost your deposit but a good carpet cleaner and bio cleaning chemical would have that rug back to normal in less than an 1-2 hours
Denkir-the-Filtiarn t1_j9en714 wrote
Just tell the housekeepers and remember to tip them very well. I work at a hotel and that usually smooths over the obvious irritation they can't display at having to clean this sort of thing.
Gorcrow t1_j9c3bol wrote
What the hell did he eat? Tree bark?
Its got to be Wood chips, Or pulled pork.
Gunpowder_guillotine t1_j9c12my wrote
That looks like shit
Decent_Wrongdoer_201 t1_j9g78yu wrote
This is honestly scary. He's lucky he was in that position, but maybe he should drink less
thedirkfiddler t1_j9c62gg wrote
You could still die from asphyxiation
Shit_Shepard t1_j9eqzye wrote
But he has left himself vulnerable in a way… let’s hope Qui doesn’t GiveItToHim.
Ohnonotuto4 t1_j9estyf wrote
No position protects every hole.
benefit_of_mrkite t1_j9fgkg9 wrote
Zero cornhole protection though
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