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Ohnonotuto4 t1_j9bzf8g wrote

Smart drunk, he will not choke on his own vomit.

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QuiGonGiveItToYa OP t1_j9bzxw3 wrote

You are correct. The vomit went neatly between his feet onto the rug.

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The_Kiatro t1_j9c0fed wrote

I wonder how much the hotel is going to charge for that carpet. Does he just have to pay to clean it? Or is it his now for 3x it's actual value?

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QuiGonGiveItToYa OP t1_j9c12b3 wrote

We’re assuming we’ll be buying this place a new rug.

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AintAintAWord t1_j9c4s14 wrote

"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

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racedrone t1_j9ey2np wrote

At least nobody pissed on it and he should have been wearing his robe after drinking that many white russians. Much more comfortable.

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DarthArterius t1_j9do7rm wrote

If you throw it out in a sneaky way they may forget there's supposed to be a rug in there. Or they'll charge triple what cleaning it would cost. Lol

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Selstial21 t1_j9dq9px wrote

I doubt it. I used to work in a similar place, your just gonna have a really pissed off facilities guy. You 100% lost your deposit but a good carpet cleaner and bio cleaning chemical would have that rug back to normal in less than an 1-2 hours

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Denkir-the-Filtiarn t1_j9en714 wrote

Just tell the housekeepers and remember to tip them very well. I work at a hotel and that usually smooths over the obvious irritation they can't display at having to clean this sort of thing.

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Gorcrow t1_j9c3bol wrote

What the hell did he eat? Tree bark?

Its got to be Wood chips, Or pulled pork.

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Decent_Wrongdoer_201 t1_j9g78yu wrote

This is honestly scary. He's lucky he was in that position, but maybe he should drink less

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Shit_Shepard t1_j9eqzye wrote

But he has left himself vulnerable in a way… let’s hope Qui doesn’t GiveItToHim.

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