The morning after the first night of my bachelor party weekend I woke up halfway in my closet, my friend was next to my bed on the ground, another was in the bathtub of the other bathroom, another two on the floor or halfway on the couches, and one on the balcony. Only one friend actually slept on the couch. We also found a picture of one of them passed out sitting upright on the bathroom sink after having pissed his pants.

This was the first night. It was just supposed to be a night where we met up in Houston before driving to New Orleans. After that, it got weirder.