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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja232zc wrote

Are your eyes burning red like the devils dick in Death Valley? Does your stomach feel like speghetti? Do you suddenly want to listen to grunge music or jerk off? Are you simultaneously having a panic attack while laying on a couch watching family guy.

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ThatMrZ OP t1_ja235lh wrote

Oh my god some of those things are true but they are true in this like fake universe I’ve created???

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja239qe wrote

Well first off, your not real in the first place. You just control a couple dozen muscles with the only mortal goal of procreation. Everything else is just automated to make you have the perception of thinking you’re in control.

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Novicus t1_ja2444j wrote

cmon man 💀

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja2496w wrote

Let me get there toes a little wet first then shove them in you know what I mean brother

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