Submitted by Depraved_Turtle t3_11bkm6z in funny
Sunshinehappyfeet t1_j9y9i6n wrote
Florida is full of something, that’s for sure.
Al_Bundy_14 t1_j9ysh83 wrote
Currently it’s half the population of Quebec, New York and Ohio with a dash of Pennsylvania.
Sunshinehappyfeet t1_j9zbayv wrote
Stay off I-4. It is so flipping dangerous. It’s feels like Russian roulette with drunk drivers. So stressful.
Randouser555 t1_j9zwtms wrote
Drunk drivers are no joke in Florida.
I have visited 5 times in my life and every time I have seen MULTIPLE drunk drivers on each trip. Like unable to drive drunk drivers.
I was even rear ended by a group of highly intoxicated people who refused to trade insurance. Even once the cop came he took their information and sent us on our way. The dude ended up hitting the guard rail down the road and we just continued to drive.
It baffled me.
GANDORF57 t1_ja01ac3 wrote
The alligators will have that situation handled soon.
Trityler t1_ja0405v wrote
I think they finally put an end to it awhile back, but just before you got to the Florida Keys, there used to be a liquor store with a drive thru window
[deleted] t1_ja0vj2p wrote
I’ve lived here for 25 years and haven’t seen seen “multiple drunk drivers” in short periods of time (ever). Just saying that might be a touch of exagg. Pretty sure Florida doesn’t produce any more drunks leaving the bar than another other US state. There’s no drunk conspiracy. Lots of other things but certainly not that.
Spritzer784030 t1_j9ypgqo wrote
Fascists, apparently.
Imapatriothurrrdurrr t1_j9yxvf8 wrote
Couldn’t pay me to live in that state again.
Kingzer15 t1_j9yyzrz wrote
Meth
theonlyjuanwho t1_ja2p1ps wrote
And snakes!
[deleted] t1_ja0v0zh wrote
Yeah half the people that left your state.
Sunshinehappyfeet t1_ja0wzt8 wrote
Why do people move to Florida , then soon forget they are transplants from other states? I’m originally from Tampa, actually. Dale Mabry ring a bell?
[deleted] t1_ja0ydmp wrote
10 minutes from me
Sunshinehappyfeet t1_ja0yixy wrote
I love Wright’s deli. A true gem.
[deleted] t1_ja0z5e0 wrote
Hell yeah
ConrAtoms t1_j9zxrzw wrote
Flordia*
bdbdbokbuck t1_ja0ggfr wrote
That’s Flordia. Get it right!
grafxguy1 t1_ja0imnq wrote
Full of it.
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