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Sunshinehappyfeet t1_j9y9i6n wrote

Florida is full of something, that’s for sure.

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Al_Bundy_14 t1_j9ysh83 wrote

Currently it’s half the population of Quebec, New York and Ohio with a dash of Pennsylvania.

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Sunshinehappyfeet t1_j9zbayv wrote

Stay off I-4. It is so flipping dangerous. It’s feels like Russian roulette with drunk drivers. So stressful.

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Randouser555 t1_j9zwtms wrote

Drunk drivers are no joke in Florida.

I have visited 5 times in my life and every time I have seen MULTIPLE drunk drivers on each trip. Like unable to drive drunk drivers.

I was even rear ended by a group of highly intoxicated people who refused to trade insurance. Even once the cop came he took their information and sent us on our way. The dude ended up hitting the guard rail down the road and we just continued to drive.

It baffled me.

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GANDORF57 t1_ja01ac3 wrote

The alligators will have that situation handled soon.

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Trityler t1_ja0405v wrote

I think they finally put an end to it awhile back, but just before you got to the Florida Keys, there used to be a liquor store with a drive thru window

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[deleted] t1_ja0vj2p wrote

I’ve lived here for 25 years and haven’t seen seen “multiple drunk drivers” in short periods of time (ever). Just saying that might be a touch of exagg. Pretty sure Florida doesn’t produce any more drunks leaving the bar than another other US state. There’s no drunk conspiracy. Lots of other things but certainly not that.

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Spritzer784030 t1_j9ypgqo wrote

Fascists, apparently.

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Jollyhat t1_j9z2e53 wrote

Florida is America’s Fascist Laboratory.

Figuring out ways of punishing people whose lifestyle you don’t like and denying the bad deeds of your past.

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[deleted] t1_ja0v0zh wrote

Yeah half the people that left your state.

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Sunshinehappyfeet t1_ja0wzt8 wrote

Why do people move to Florida , then soon forget they are transplants from other states? I’m originally from Tampa, actually. Dale Mabry ring a bell?

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sirhackenslash t1_j9yb59q wrote

Full of ignorance, racism, and meth

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Jump_and_Drop t1_ja0kv9o wrote

Yep, they're straight up banning books and courses now. It's turned into a fascist state.

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hcseven t1_j9yr3iy wrote

That basically everywhere now lol

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mackinoncougars t1_j9zjd9u wrote

Trumps as sitting president said “America is full.” This is echoed from top voices in the country. It’s very sad.

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pauliewotsit t1_j9yan83 wrote

So proud of their State they can't even spell it...

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takenbymistaken t1_j9yesp9 wrote

Everyone who moves to florida is running from somthing. I read 1000 people a day are moving here. Honestly we are starting to get full. The roads can’t handle the traffic and we are quickly running out of land to build on. The aquifer is about maxed out.

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ColdBunz t1_j9yjle3 wrote

Probably why there's a planned housing construction next to Bradenton race track and Freedom Factory.

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takenbymistaken t1_j9ymbef wrote

There are dozens of those going up. The problem with Florida is no density. We grow out not up. That and lots of conservation land. The construction is buying up the farming land.

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AR2185 t1_j9yzqdq wrote

I think a few towers going up in Ft. Lauderdale. That’s what every big state needs to do, stop the sprawl and increase density, build solid parks so kids have good places to gather and play

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vangogh330 t1_j9ymzdh wrote

He was actually talking about Flordia.

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takenbymistaken t1_j9yn60x wrote

Yes I realize that I’m 45 mins from Brandon

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AceBalthazar7 t1_j9yck30 wrote

They don’t want us there so we’re going.

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KorgX3 t1_j9zcvfg wrote

Idaho Man did this very publicly a couple of years ago. That guy's the biggest knob, and the whole "just a prank bruh" is what you think it was. He spoke his truth and then was too chickenshit to own it.

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derteeje t1_j9ye0dr wrote

like Narnia but with rednecks, the magic portal is in that trucks doors

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mdnativetexan t1_j9ycwhf wrote

Is Texsa full too?

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Wyldbill50 t1_j9zrbkk wrote

When the state is catching 20k illegal immigrants a month and you factor in the getaways AND the legal immigration, yeah it's getting full.

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Johnyryal3 t1_j9zuu81 wrote

Texsa lol. You southerners arn't very good at spotting a joke huh?

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cmd_iii t1_j9zd5dp wrote

But…But… if Florida is full, where will New Yorkers go to die?

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WiskeyGinger t1_j9yjtxs wrote

But really its full AF. You cant even drive anymore during high traffic times.

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Carrivagio031965 t1_j9yfjkd wrote

Typical if FL education. They can’t even spell the state name correctly. I know, keep banning books and then they won’t even be able to spell go.

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ThanosWasRight161 t1_j9yhoyu wrote

Have a friend who moved from NJ to FL cause he didn’t like the NJ education system for his kids. He didn’t really think that out.

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greystripe3 t1_j9ygk5b wrote

Damn californians need to go back to california

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juliankennedy23 t1_j9z086o wrote

I would welcome Californians but we end up with these people from freaking Long Island and Ohio.

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kyel566 t1_j9yxik2 wrote

I wouldn’t move to Florida even if they paid me.

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esleydobemos t1_j9z1iwx wrote

I moved out of Flordia (sic), because it paid to do so.

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Syd_Vicious3375 t1_ja1tkpm wrote

Currently live in Florida because it pays (Husband is military). Only 15 months before I can leave and never come back. Lol

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bugaloo2u2 t1_j9yqox1 wrote

Lol. Like anyone wants to stay in that hellhole. He’s prob speeding back home.

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whollybananas t1_j9yvdct wrote

Florida: where we store our elderly.

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Pingaring t1_j9z1hum wrote

Oh God, I just got a flashback of listening to GTA's Vice City public radio.

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Open-Industry-8396 t1_j9z2cxl wrote

Florida is older people trying very hard to "enjoy" their retirement. Very weird vibe. Sad actually

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sir_bumble t1_j9zcux7 wrote

Trust me, you can have it!

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Desperate_Ambrose t1_ja14dk1 wrote

Noted.

Now, let's talk about what Florida is full of.

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takenbymistaken t1_j9yuo1t wrote

Are we sure he wasn’t talking about Esther Rolle? Buried at : Westview Community Cemetery in Pompano Beach, Florida.

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henry23na t1_j9yx7nh wrote

They need to stop migrating to Texas all I see and Florida and California plates we’re already full as it is

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thereisnopressure t1_j9z1w9q wrote

Florida is full of what?

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Mongo-kush t1_j9zm9sv wrote

Hurricanes Tornados HIGH humidity BIG bugs LOTS of bugs Lighting capital of US Venomous snakes Alligators MAGA politicians Crazy ass wannabe NASCAR drivers

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Xeogin t1_j9zjx3l wrote

I read it wrong the first time. I thought it was like "Go home Florida, it full" like "Go home Florida, you're drunk"

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Sad_Thought_4642 t1_j9zl6nm wrote

I read that as go, homo Florida is full because of the bad writing...

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loaning t1_j9znbny wrote

I feel like this a recurring thing everywhere. I’m from Denver, I’m not a native but I’ve lived here the last 15 years, since I was 13 and natives are constantly screaming about how Colorado is “full”. In a few days I’m moving to Nashville, where a few months ago I commented somewhere about how I was moving there and was met with that same crap. Where the hell am I meant to live? Realistically no one wants to live in a shithole area, where you’re going to get the cheapest rent, it’s just expensive everywhere that has even a remotely good quality of life. Not to mention almost all of employers aren’t paying us a wage that really benefits us so why get pissed at the people who are trying to make their lives better?

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Thisam t1_j9zqq9a wrote

Someone needs to finish that at the next truck stop with: “of shit”

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Yaj_Yaj t1_ja0h1y2 wrote

Floridians have zero problems clogging up northern state roads in the summer though.

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ArOnodrim t1_ja0oj93 wrote

Of shit. That's why the state still floats.

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BamBam-BamBam t1_ja19ku6 wrote

He's not really wrong. Water is becoming a problem.

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dannyd1337 t1_ja1d81q wrote

Go home Florida is Fuct.

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DarkLordKefka t1_ja1eck2 wrote

That’s awfully boring for a Florida man to do. Where’s the unhinged insanity?

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Xenolithium t1_ja1fta4 wrote

Floridians can't write, you doofus.

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DeathLife97 t1_ja1rvxk wrote

What my mom says to people moving to California 😂

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killroy1971 t1_ja1zf4z wrote

I'm sure God's waiting room will find a way to make room.

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413mopar t1_ja5vojg wrote

Yeah , whores and dipshits.

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Swedish-Butt-Whistle t1_ja658vc wrote

I can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to live in Florida to begin with

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EclipsePresence t1_ja8954j wrote

"We’re full" right above a "Help wanted, now hiring" sign seems to imply that you do, in fact, want some more. Curious.

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neutropos t1_j9ygmqj wrote

Go Home Flowerday Is Full

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PixelBLOCK_ t1_j9yigz0 wrote

Full of (add your context below)

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Link2Liam t1_j9ymahr wrote

When hell is full...

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sadsleuth t1_j9yu7jh wrote

Average man before birth: "Please God, not Flordia"

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chronic_ice_tea t1_j9yv12s wrote

Could this be the actual name intended for the state? In Spanish Flor día translates to flower day. That is the literal translation anyway.

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tan_bri t1_j9z2xyk wrote

They forgot to finish that sentence with “of morons already.”

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Dikheed t1_j9zbupq wrote

... of arsehole politicians.

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BenWallace04 t1_j9zf5xe wrote

Natural disasters and rising insurance rates

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Afraid-Sky-5052 t1_j9zi5t3 wrote

It’s not what we really expected…high car and home insurance (more than NJ), high property tax, fairly stupid people, and a Nazi governor. Weather is good but overall, not a good choice.

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DanimaLecter t1_j9zz1wg wrote

Gonna be real pissed when the ocean just comes and takes the entire thing…

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[deleted] t1_ja0wshe wrote

Good news is that’ll be thousands of years after we’re all dead.

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anuiswatching t1_ja0fmw0 wrote

Why would anyone want to live in Florida?

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[deleted] t1_ja0x3b3 wrote

Great weather, beautiful beaches and the ability to keep more of your money. Something about the government taking less of your money is definitely appealing to some I would think 🤔

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Bbwarfield t1_j9ybun7 wrote

And the dead walk the earth

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gadget850 t1_j9yjldw wrote

Tourists stay out and don't pay sales tax!

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Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j9yc7en wrote

It’s full of infection. Only state in the country that looks like a flaccid penis with something dripping from it.

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ROU_Misophist t1_j9ycpcc wrote

That infection at the tip is all the yankees in south florida.

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tvirustodd t1_j9yeqrh wrote

No sane person wants to live in Florida anyway

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mittenknittin t1_j9ynz81 wrote

I’d be writing “of idiots” right under that

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fuzzy610 t1_j9yjsfd wrote

Full of welfare nuts

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TheSlowForward t1_j9yugt0 wrote

Ain’t nobody want to live in Florida, FO lol

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nashuanuke t1_j9ylbr5 wrote

…of crazies

Amirite?

Who’s with my?

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Ugabooga189 t1_j9yugz9 wrote

Don’t come to Colorado, we have enough of your Florida and California idiots as is

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Rgodf005 t1_j9yedy2 wrote

No but seriously. Stop coming down here for your vacations. Theres other places in the USto visit.

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SMUGGLYMcERRL t1_j9yftqe wrote

I second this Florida isn’t that cool of a state to visit. Miami isn’t impressive

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pauliewotsit t1_j9yyx6e wrote

Personally I think they're still basking in Don Johnsons glory from Miami vice in the 80s...

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andrewtateisgarbage t1_j9yjvbz wrote

I don't get why people choose to go to that dumpster fire state.

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Flevvy t1_j9yz7h1 wrote

Sunny days, beaches, beers, and babes... at least that's my opinion.

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thesixfingerman t1_j9yhuiv wrote

How does going homo help with Florida being full?

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