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ktlevesque t1_j9odvmq wrote

Ents don’t skip leg day.

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SmokeyMcPoticus t1_j9oe2nf wrote

That ent is thicc

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Possiblyabitoff t1_j9oj0pb wrote

I knew I could count on someone for this. You’ve made me proud, Smokey.

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whiskyandguitars t1_j9ojppz wrote

Treebeard be wanting to walk behind this one.

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StrangeShaman t1_j9on8j3 wrote

He looks like he could use a jacket

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Adubya76 t1_j9opj37 wrote

Go look in the portal with the other babies.

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Meadaga t1_j9om7bg wrote

GEBBREY! That's where you went!

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Nannarbuns t1_j9ombir wrote

It's just Gebbrey chillin' out

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Chanman141 t1_j9of522 wrote

That looks like a mandrake

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254simba t1_j9of05s wrote

What's that thing about thick thighs saving lives?

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darth-helmet t1_j9ogsoi wrote

I only see one ent. Does that mean the ents are marching one by one? Hurrah hurrah!

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Anglette t1_j9ok62r wrote

Dang! That poor tree looks cold! Wonder if it lost its jacket? (obscure reference)

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mudderman t1_j9ohgw0 wrote

Stupid sexy ent!

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Top-Persimmon4456 t1_j9s1mr0 wrote

That is brilliant! Well done!

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GANDORF57 t1_j9snlt2 wrote

Never keep your mandrake plants in the same room you're viewing "Day of the Triffids"!

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cdev12399 t1_j9okixi wrote

If Pixar made Ents.

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thunderbrot t1_j9ofpw8 wrote

Thicc ents marching to war, crushing their opponents skulls

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haleb4r t1_j9ofpya wrote

It's Entkira, those hips don't lie.

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deutschdachs t1_j9ohvnm wrote

Those are some MC Hammer pants

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Optinus17 t1_j9ojaqd wrote

So thats why the Ents were looking for their Entwives.. THICC

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Anomalocaris t1_j9ordhn wrote

Someone get Jebbery a jacket. so cold

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hldsnfrgr t1_j9ouznj wrote

Everything reminds me of her.

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izzet101 t1_j9p3yda wrote

Ikea?

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thisiscotty OP t1_j9p49gf wrote

No a page i recently found on Facebook called "joby's bonsai's" posted it for sale and it made me laugh :)

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maxlong91 t1_j9pewh3 wrote

Shawty what cho name iz

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maxlong91 t1_j9ph8yb wrote

Thicker than a peanut butter protein shake

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maxlong91 t1_j9phggs wrote

That waist trainer and bbl did you righteously

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AnyHowMeow t1_j9ofmm3 wrote

Has your dude EVER skipped leg day?

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timdr18 t1_j9og7nr wrote

Costco “Bonsai?”

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GingerJacob36 t1_j9oghnn wrote

Marching to war? They're not making it out of the house with the Mrs. looking like that!

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KrazyCroat t1_j9oigyp wrote

Ginseng ficus’ do look other worldly. Mine looks like a Bloater from the Last of Us.

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UncertaintyPrince t1_j9oihn2 wrote

When you skip the upper body workouts and only do leg days.

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2legit2lurk t1_j9ois05 wrote

That ent’s got some junk in the trunk. * bad joke eel face *

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EisoKalt t1_j9ojzmt wrote

Ginseng Bonsai. I have one too but he is a bigger boy. His name is Frederico

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Baltaxo2010 t1_j9ok0ed wrote

Me: in the middle of nnn

That plant:

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Stedzz t1_j9olslc wrote

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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blakeley t1_j9olv9z wrote

Needs googly eyes.

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TheDaemonair t1_j9om6ym wrote

“To the strip joint,” they yelled in unison.

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jupiter0342 t1_j9onwg9 wrote

That Ent looks more like a Mandrake..

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Evonia777 t1_j9ooscq wrote

Gebbrey? Is that you?!

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chromecastbuiltin t1_j9opt9r wrote

Read that as ‘ants’ with tired eyes and spent 2 minutes zoomed in looking for those god damn ants!

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PjrepGh t1_j9opu6m wrote

I see a lot

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milehibear72 t1_j9opxyw wrote

That's the kind of trunk space you want on a late-model Ent.

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elispotato t1_j9oqfen wrote

And the ent god declared: Damn that’s one thicc ginseng

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ToastedCrumpet t1_j9or2iw wrote

I’ve got one of these bad boys but mine has thiccer thighs and a dong that goes down and wraps round one leg.

He’s struggling from winter but will bush up again now spring is here

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Reaganson t1_j9orcua wrote

I was thinking it looks more like a mandrake. Pull it partially out of the pot and see if it screams.

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jenjijlo t1_j9os33f wrote

Those are some massive plumpers!

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Awengal t1_j9ou67v wrote

Ficus ginseng smash!

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Saneinsc t1_j9oz9tg wrote

Adinum obesum

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DrSeuss19 t1_j9p3o48 wrote

What plant is that?

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LOHare t1_j9p67vy wrote

Well, at least they found the ent-wives

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Briyte t1_j9p70o6 wrote

That a mandrake

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itzkaroni t1_j9pacs7 wrote

Kinda looks like the plant from harry potter

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Narodnik60 t1_j9pbs4g wrote

Somebody at that gym is skipping branch day.

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ernster96 t1_j9pcnbu wrote

Ents drawn by Robert Crumb.

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-RoQ_ t1_j9pdgbw wrote

Ents women are thick

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tr0tsky t1_j9pr0t0 wrote

Is this tree a comic nurse by any chance?

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Nameistaken321 t1_j9prmqz wrote

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do

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weedsexweed t1_j9pzm1k wrote

Everything reminds me of her Mom :/

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AGuyWhoBrokeBad t1_j9qe9hi wrote

This is like something out of Tuca and Bertie.

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_Mortal t1_j9qfp7i wrote

But... That's a mandrake.

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sycron17 t1_j9qg39c wrote

The Lord of the Rings prophecy was true, we need to search for Frodo!

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FD4L t1_j9qijr3 wrote

That ent is aiming for a career on tiktok.

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ShameNap t1_j9qiyj7 wrote

That ent is marching to Mardi Gras

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winniespooh t1_j9qj5zj wrote

Ugh I had one of these and it died within a month

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abtei t1_j9qjctq wrote

i tried twice with ents.. both died within 2 month... :/

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reldb t1_j9r29s9 wrote

Ents, pixar edition

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TorchedOut t1_j9r6czq wrote

“I am Thicc Groot!”

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Netrozed t1_j9razb5 wrote

Hear me out...

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AsteroidTie t1_j9rbjpv wrote

These ents as they are called are not only battle hardened they were trained by the Navy Seals in jungle warfare in Malaysia.

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Elistariel t1_j9rlsk4 wrote

Thicc thighs save lives

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hecticscribe t1_j9rtbfj wrote

Ah yes, ThiccRoot - the smallest Ent.

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TtsValkyrie t1_j9rzjko wrote

Bet you didn't know a bonsai could make you bust

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harceps t1_j9szq2g wrote

Zoomed in and couldn't see any ants?/s

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ianwgz t1_j9oim9s wrote

unzips aggressively

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