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_Noobyboy_ t1_ja43vtw wrote
Get canceled kid !
satluvscheese t1_ja45j71 wrote
Who's your favorite power ranger?
White power ....ranger
Bok408 t1_ja45qc7 wrote
It is indeed frustrating when people get triggered over kids being dumb/saying dumb shit. Kids are dumb. Before anyone learns something, they are dumb. How can so many people not realize that?
agouraki t1_ja46d2j wrote
so you have chosen death?
CronaTheAwper t1_ja47ll4 wrote
tmnt colors were orange, red, blue, and purple tho...
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the_zestylime t1_ja497vu wrote
...those are flowers, not turtles
Sabbatai t1_ja49m6k wrote
Too*
AlloyComics OP t1_ja49u8o wrote
You're right, but when this incident happened, he was at a park looking at a mural of flowers.
[deleted] t1_ja4alhu wrote
WHITE POWDER!
Comfortable_Leg7731 t1_ja4cgse wrote
GREEN POWDER!
MaxGamingGG t1_ja4d2hn wrote
Because more often than not dumb kids grow up and become dumb adults.
wwarnout t1_ja4dmpr wrote
>...kids sometimes put random words together
Before I read it carefully, I thought they were referring to Trump.
ArgyleGhoul t1_ja4e4h2 wrote
White flour!
ITCM4 t1_ja4f22l wrote
Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!
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AlloyComics OP t1_ja4ns3o wrote
Though it pains me to say it, this is sadly true...
Swordofsatan666 t1_ja4p54p wrote
Its not always them getting frustrated at the kids, sometimes its getting frustrated at the parents because typically you have to learn something from somewhere. Like a kid still has to hear the word “fuck” from somewhere before they start spouting it out everywhere, so the people sometimes get frustrated that the parents are using these words around the kids and reinforcing the words in the kids head.
Like theres legitimately people out there who are racist and shout white power all the time, and the kid saying that nonsense could be an indicator the parents are racists. Sure kids are dumb, but sometimes that dumb is regurgitating words they hear regularly from their parents. How can so many people not realize that?
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Gasnia t1_ja4xcuq wrote
Reminds me of when I was young and playing neopets. I got my first pet, one of the goat things and I tried to name him Horny and the game wouldn't let me. I called my mom over to ask why and she couldn't stop from laughing.
BednaR1 t1_ja4ylla wrote
It's ok to be white 😁
AlloyComics OP t1_ja4z5vo wrote
That's a great story. Thanks for sharing.
dawho1 t1_ja524lz wrote
A core tenet of our parenting has been saying “remember, kids are stupid” whenever one of our girls (6 & 8) says something like “My friend Teddy said that…”
It’s worked pretty well.
Surprisingly good results with not pulling punches on cursing too. We both knew they’d hear the words from us or others eventually, so they had a pretty good repertoire prior to kindergarten; we spent all of our time just illustrating acceptable use situations instead. Never at school (or at least not when teachers are around), never at friends houses (or at least not when parents are around), shit like that.
madefordownvoting t1_ja582cj wrote
i work with kids, and i do not think it's that they're necessarily stupid (some kids are stupid, ofc; some adults are stupid also) -- it's that they just don't know anything. but they just got here, so that makes sense.
hells_cowbells t1_ja5elq4 wrote
NoDontDoThatCanada t1_ja5irfq wrote
My 2yo told another kid at the library, "lt's too f**king bad." when they wanted one of the toys he had. I'm not a great parent.
Ok-Impact-4690 t1_ja5k05x wrote
Did not know this existed
ElGuano t1_ja5k4u8 wrote
I mean, if you accept that all kids are dumb from the OP, then by nature, all the dumb adults come from dumb kids. The thing is, so do average/smart adults.
platypuspup t1_ja5l3ec wrote
My sister in law overheard a child say, "wait mommy, we can't cross the road until the white man says we can." So our family was extra careful to call the pedestrian cross signal green every time, no matter how white it looks.
AlloyComics OP t1_ja5y30w wrote
Hahaha, I'm sure you're a great parent. Kids just say the darnest things. Now that Pork Bun is speaking, you'll see a lot more of his verbal shenanigans!
dawho1 t1_ja5z8jr wrote
Yeah, we don’t mean they’re literally stupid, just that they’re not to be considered reliable sources of information, especially if their friends’ tidbit is at odds with something we’re actively talking to them about.
Tower21 t1_ja6feo2 wrote
I'm going to let you in on a little secret here. Just say your Canadian, preferably this way: "Sorry eh, I'm a Canadian, didn't mean to be a hoser eh".
If they ask where you're from say Labrador, it sounds fancy.
aesirmazer t1_ja713ar wrote
I didn't have to hear fuck! I just couldn't pronounce the "tr" sound so I replaced it with an "f" sound. I also liked trucks a lot. But yeah, in general I agree.
PsychoSpider88 t1_ja77lyl wrote
I never got that, I think it's actually racist that someone can't be the black or the yellow ranger just because of their skin color.
PsychoSpider88 t1_ja77oq4 wrote
Why does the mother turn into a turtle in the last frame?
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nebenbaum t1_ja7cjt2 wrote
I'm not a native English speaker - when I was younger, I was chatting in a server about Japan and was too lazy to write "Japanese", so I shorthanded it to jap, instead of jp or jpn, because hey, first three letters, right?
Suddenly people got very angry, I was very confused until someone told me that apparently American war propaganda used "jap" as a derogatory term during ww2. Bruh, people can be overly sensitive. I've never heard anyone use that shorthand since, especially not in a derogatory way.
gentlepettingzoo t1_ja7j3bz wrote
I hope everyone there had a chuckle, a baby that shouts "white power" in a public place, without any understanding of what they're saying is hilarious. I love those awkward weird moments.
AlloyComics OP t1_ja7rj23 wrote
We got a side eye, but most parents laughed. 😅
toph88241 t1_ja81e71 wrote
My friend Kyle is this tall. Have SEEN KYLE? ✋
BigChiefIV t1_ja82re6 wrote
😐😐😐😐
last_drop_of_pee t1_ja83wk4 wrote
If you're offended by anything that comes out of the mouth of a toddler, you are the problem.
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Popcorn57252 t1_ja8dvv0 wrote
On the contrary, you sound like an excellent parent
Allaun t1_ja8fnyn wrote
In this specific case, (in the sketch) Zordon is SPECIFICALLY choosing peoples color due to historical prejudice about color association with certain groups. He is given a chance to choose a leader based on experience (as much as a teenager being sent into a military engagement can have). But he prefers to be bigoted.
throwaway120375 t1_ja8hf4g wrote
He said nothing wrong. His implications were about colors not people. Fucking idiotic woke culture unable to use common sense.
No_Salt_4280 t1_ja8qd37 wrote
Apparently this is still a point of contention lol.
MooseLaminate t1_ja9xndc wrote
It's a cartoon of parents being embarrassed about their kid saying something stupid that could sound inappropriate. Chill out, did 'woke culture' fuck your mum or something?
throwaway120375 t1_ja9yy3h wrote
When people miss the point, they say stupid shit. As example, your statement. Good job.
MooseLaminate t1_jaa0f34 wrote
Where did the 'woke culture' touch you? Is it in the room with us now?
throwaway120375 t1_jaa5voe wrote
Where did your brain touch you? Was it your no no spot? Is that why you got rid of it?
DeadlyRaptor2149 t1_jadu6ov wrote
I agree, sometimes it's a bit ridiculous.
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