-TheJunta- OP t1_jabgkq1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:39 AM

I don't even know what a salad foreskin is

justabill71 t1_jabizjd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:05 AM

I'm not a fan of the dressing.

-TheJunta- OP t1_jabjx9b wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:16 AM

This comment is the winner

Mother_Goat1541 t1_jablx50 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:40 AM

The wiener

PaulPaul4 t1_jac7g49 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:35 AM

The more you try it the better it gets

YoukanDewitt t1_jaegt3x wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:13 PM

Salad fingers would know.

ExpensiveAbrocoma902 t1_jabtv00 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:24 AM

Maybe it means eating more salad will make ppl's skin better?

[deleted] t1_jac7joj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:36 AM

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Agreeable-Equal-4725 t1_jabfwtq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:32 AM

"Does not contain skin."

Naschka t1_jac23cv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:22 AM

"Does contain foreskin"

dilldoeorg t1_jabhs89 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:52 AM

It PUTS the ranch ON it's SALAD!

smurfsundermybed t1_jablue6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:39 AM

Would you toss me? I'd toss me so hard.

AUXID3 t1_jabgb3u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:36 AM

Man, there's got to be a confused cashier out there somewhere.

"Sir, why did you bring all the skin?"

"It said salad for skin. I'm trying to buy it."

"I'm calling the police."

Wuntoothrie t1_jabhtjc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Salad with little bits of circumcised penises in it ... pass.

-TheJunta- OP t1_jabhyac wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:54 AM

🤢🤢🤢

pinamungajan t1_jabiyow wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:05 AM

Face mask.......?

Ok-Suggestion-7965 t1_jac4k2t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:58 AM

I like my salad without the “it puts the lotion on its skin” mask. Thanks

anadiplosis84 t1_jabmo4w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:49 AM

Am I the only one noticing this doesn't appear to be a salad at all but is actually some kind of face mask with weird salad print on it? Or did I just get whooshed lol

CrossP t1_jabj4mc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:07 AM

Haha force kin!

luis_iconic t1_jabjjn9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:12 AM

I need this in my life. I hate salads but for skin salad sounds perfect.

CougarAries t1_jabz5z6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:40 AM

That would just be some pork rinds slathered in ranch dressing

Shitz-an-Gigglez t1_jabkhnb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:23 AM

Soulda went with "Skin Salad"

Willing-Basis-7136 t1_jabo397 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:06 AM

How to get a vegan to go down on you

Billyfudpucker t1_jabt1x0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:12 AM

So now we know where it goes after its removed... hmmm

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[deleted] t1_jabgu3x wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:42 AM

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Wuntoothrie t1_jabhpjs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:51 AM

Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?

sdforbda t1_jabktt2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:27 AM

Are you?

Wuntoothrie t1_jabme1k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:45 AM

Doh!

fixed it

sdforbda t1_jabmqy0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:50 AM

I use voice to text often and get errors like that frequently, so I found it funny.

Wuntoothrie t1_jabpc9o wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:22 AM

I have more faith in swipe-to-text than I should.

Forward_Usual_2892 t1_jabhv5j wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Nutritional garbage.

[deleted] t1_jabjg10 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:10 AM

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[deleted] t1_jabk09l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:17 AM

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Azoth1986 t1_jabk50f wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:19 AM

Can't let a good batch of foreskin go to waste. Better make a salad or something with it

The_Orphanage_42 t1_jablgep wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:34 AM

Someone needs to call the marketing department.

Loddo769 t1_jabvy25 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:53 AM

Clarice

Thumper-Comet t1_jac1pl2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:17 AM

I'm more confused by the face mask symbol with the '7 pcs' label. What does that even mean?

aidansdad22 t1_jac3gsg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:42 AM

I think just "Skin Salad" has a nice ring to it.

ranting_chef t1_jac7b03 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:34 AM

Better than a salad full of foreskins.

mooseknuckle6529 t1_jacs7ba wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM

So is it just the tips of the pistils?

Van1004 t1_jadmohk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:02 PM

Could be a bit chewy like overcooked calamari rings.

sundialgrowers1 t1_jadw2p9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:01 PM

Nah I'll just continue to stick my whole face into my salad before eating it.

Jenny_felix_felion t1_jaef0a7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:02 PM

Swing and a miss

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