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rocketneo t1_ja02d6c wrote
Should be renamed to “Kid’s or Girlfriend’s Meal”
bigtimefailure_ t1_ja03a8d wrote
I'm not hungry, can we go?
Esjs t1_ja03wlq wrote
"Heavy Sigh, Eye Roll"
For teenagers too.
Tonyhillzone t1_ja04gn0 wrote
I'll have whatever and a side order of I don't care.
icelandichorsey t1_ja074y3 wrote
Love all the vegan options for kids. Just the fries I guess.
idrinkkombucha t1_ja0azmt wrote
Children usually aren’t dumb moralists, they must be brainwashed first
Murhayyy t1_ja0bblb wrote
Wife’s menu would suffice
icelandichorsey t1_ja0bini wrote
Children aren't born craving to kill animals either. They're brainwashed into that too.
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dcjuly t1_ja0da96 wrote
The irony of “I’m not hungry” being the most expensive
JD-K2 t1_ja0dqfr wrote
Teenager’s meals, maybe?
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_ja0fccg wrote
Kids aren’t born with eating disorders. That shit is learned.
Sekular t1_ja0fh5l wrote
This should be open licensed for other restaurants to copy.
eadrik t1_ja0g0iz wrote
That’ll be $19
ConnorChamp20 t1_ja0h07p wrote
yes they are mate, it's literally in our instincts
TheDevler t1_ja0isvj wrote
See these names pop up every now and then. Isn’t it more annoying for everyone involved to remember the translation of these names into what the product is?
Real_Schmidter t1_ja0j8yc wrote
That symbol is for vegetarian. You can see the vegan symbol on the list to the right.
-H3exr- t1_ja0jk6y wrote
What are you on? Give me some of it
UnmutualOne t1_ja0n0ip wrote
How can you tell someone’s a vegan?
drsmith21 t1_ja0o19i wrote
$10 for Kraft Mac-n-cheese and a fruit cup?! How is that more expensive than chicken or bee!?
mac_a_bee t1_ja14ras wrote
Fond memories of a department store cafeteria's animal pictured-menu enabling pre-readers.
erm1zo t1_ja19obi wrote
The only thing about this that pisses me off is that the fruit cup is the most expensive thing on the list, because it certainly isn’t the Max and cheese driving that price.
username_taken128 t1_ja1c2ay wrote
i went somewhere that had kid's meals named similarily before
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LeveragedPittsburgh t1_ja1ijas wrote
“You’re not my real mother” PB&J Sandwhich -$10
beatmaster808 t1_ja1md5q wrote
Can we go is wrong, no child wants chicken wings
Can we go should just be dessert
beatmaster808 t1_ja1mj2w wrote
Mac and fruit cup MORE than chicken tenders and fries
In what world?
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Dutch93 t1_ja1zo14 wrote
This shit was mildly amusing the first time I saw it. Now it's cringe as hell. Gives me "hello fellow kids" type vibes.
Ambitious_Wish7958 t1_ja25uc9 wrote
That’s my 13 year old teen daughter
gamerboy067 t1_ja28c0e wrote
I think I know the place and the food there is actually quite nice
icelandichorsey t1_ja28ukd wrote
You can't. Also one doesn't have to be a vegan to want vegan options sometimes.
The animosity that's generated by asking for some choices that vegan are just mindblowing. I'm not fucking making anyone eat anything, I'm just asking for choice and with all the freedomloving bullshit that is being thrown around, I don't understand how shitting on someone else's food choices is OK
icelandichorsey t1_ja28wiw wrote
I can. And I can see that none of the kids menu choices have the vegan symbol.
icelandichorsey t1_ja28zb6 wrote
We're literally omnivores and can eat anything. We don't need to eat meat to survive if we don't want to. Why is it a problem for you, personally, how is that affecting your life, if some parents decide to not let their kids eat meat or dairy?
icelandichorsey t1_ja290pd wrote
You have a brain disorder if the choices other parents make for their kids are a problem for you.
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_ja294ne wrote
Your comment says more about you than it does about me.
Medical_Policy1426 t1_ja2aqek wrote
I think the original was seen by another restaurant owner/employee, thought it was hilarious, used it, then some person saw it for the 1st, (re) posts it, another owner/employee sees it, etc... It just won't go away..
BananaSandwichez22 t1_ja2e8ll wrote
He say: Me don't care I'm don't want to eat Maybe we leave?
icelandichorsey t1_ja2glpa wrote
I'm glad that my values are rally clear and they're great values. Your comment says a lot about you too and best of luck with that.
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_ja2ib8v wrote
I know they define you, but your values are meaningless and nonsensical to anyone else. Literally nobody is interested in them.
ConnorChamp20 t1_ja2lpz0 wrote
When did I say we weren’t omnivores?
Real_Schmidter t1_ja2stgr wrote
Sorry, went right over my head...
icelandichorsey t1_ja2tjue wrote
Wow thanks for dehumanising me. Hope it makes you feel like a big boy
z0wy t1_ja2u4ek wrote
In your world, fruit is less expensive than unhealthy fat salt shit? Where
rdrunner_74 t1_ja2w161 wrote
We (Wife and me) recently went to a "posh burger bar" After 4 pages of burger which all sounded nice we finally found the "Whatever" burger - with no details given.
We both ordered it since we were kinda overwhelmed. I got a nice one with nachos, cheese, bacon and whatever and my wife got one with roccula and more on the salad side. Will order them again next time.
Leftblankthistime t1_ja2ynit wrote
Oh lol I’ve honestly never seen that before- how witty and original! Oh and thanks for posting it, really, without your post I could have lived my whole life not having seen this for the4397th time /s
suzer2017 t1_ja2z2te wrote
Perfect.
gdraper99 t1_ja3f0aq wrote
I saw a menu like this once… the item that was the most expensive was “just water”. 🤣
HearingConscious2505 t1_ja3n8rj wrote
It's not just the name of the kid's meals apparently. I mean, "Mexican" is apparently just salsa, cheese, ground taco beef, guac, sour cream, and cilantro.
The_Undermind t1_ja3p2q2 wrote
I'll have the Mexican, thanks.
iaspeegizzydeefrent t1_ja3pn2u wrote
It's far from original
96dpi OP t1_ja3tvyq wrote
It's just a topping option for something else entirely. I believe it was a pizza.
HearingConscious2505 t1_ja3wmvc wrote
Ahh, ok, that makes sense.
UnmutualOne t1_ja4a8pv wrote
Not everything is about you and your veganism. Just laugh at the joke, for God’s sake.
beatmaster808 t1_ja4lrz9 wrote
Mac has no meat protein
And most fruit is relatively cheap, especially fruit cups
And doesn't require cooking
Fruit is cheaper than chips, especially by weight
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