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ZeusTheRecluse t1_j8go42z wrote
>I wanna be sedated
SuumCuique1011 t1_j8grrrj wrote
Get me to a dealer.
Fix the powertain.
I can't control my steering.
My spark plugs? Oil-stained.
My transmission is seizing.
I start to hydroplane.
Oh no, no, no, no, nooo...
Lavasioux t1_j8guvid wrote
The worlds on fire and i'm crackin up from reading this!
Louisa666905 t1_j8i08m8 wrote
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
fourfourzero t1_j8idcfa wrote
I wanna be sedated................................*cough*
retailguy_again t1_j8hgb7w wrote
...and now I have my morning earworm AND a good laugh! Thanks!
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l8cqc wrote
That's beautiful and describes my car. The clutch is still good but probably will fail in about 10-15k miles. The front drive tire needs to be replaced and does hydroplane. It currently needs an oil change. LOL
SuumCuique1011 t1_j8l9zq5 wrote
Ride it until the wheels fall off; or, replace the clutch? Is that even possible nowadays?
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8lawb5 wrote
Funny you said ride it until the wheels fall off. My mechanic said that as much as he likes taking my money, he told me to stop repairing it and just drive it until the wheels fall off. That was over 20k miles ago. Trust me, I've been trying. I still get 28-32mpg. As for the clutch, yeah it can be easily replaced which I will most like do.
SuumCuique1011 t1_j8lbnw3 wrote
That's hilarious. The first time I heard that phrase was from a neighbor who is a mechanic. I can do the basics and I love cars, but I'm by no means an expert.
Keep on keeping on. It sounds like you know what you're doing.
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Boxed_Lunch t1_j8gqwwn wrote
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Mier- t1_j8gr0gy wrote
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
designer_farts t1_j8gr8k0 wrote
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
dominoclink35 t1_j8grmi9 wrote
Oh oh oh oh oh no!
CypripediumCalceolus t1_j8hyztg wrote
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
ZeusTheRecluse t1_j8ihy9l wrote
I wanna be sedated!!
fluxxchugged t1_j8gr15t wrote
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Before I go insane!
Version-Classic t1_j8grcgh wrote
Can someone please explain
GlassAsparagusSpears t1_j8gs5d2 wrote
Ramones song called I wanna be Sedated, starts with the lyrics "20, 20, 24 hours to go, I wanna be sedated"
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AlmightyBracket t1_j8i4d5a wrote
I mean the numbers are literally there.
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Zer_0 t1_j8i7ejh wrote
It was a very popular song for the older gen. Just remember not all posts are for you
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Zer_0 t1_j8i83n6 wrote
So then this post isn’t for you and that’s okay is what I’m saying. Cheers chicka
AlmightyBracket t1_j8ie60w wrote
what do you mean in that text? It's just numbers.
fmfbrestel t1_j8i7w35 wrote
Punk rock is timeless. Go down a YouTube rabbit hole and and listen to some Ramones and Sex Pistols. Perfect Valentine's Day light listening.
Odin_se t1_j8i84ge wrote
Thanks. Maybe I'll do that. I like punk, but more of the newer stuff.
Singular_Thought t1_j8kdh8d wrote
Chat GPT agrees:
EMlN3M t1_j8l1cq2 wrote
What in the actual fuck is chat gpt? I've never heard of it before and in the last 3 days I've seen about 20 mentions of it.
Singular_Thought t1_j8l3gn1 wrote
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WrongBurnerAccount t1_j8grz50 wrote
The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
Yak_a_boi t1_j8hln44 wrote
This is such a niche joke and I'm here for it
fourfourzero t1_j8idfpx wrote
haha only if you're under 40.
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Igotthedueceduece t1_j8k5ok6 wrote
I’m 30 and it is not really niche joke. Probably for 20 year olds maybe
fourfourzero t1_j8stfp0 wrote
i didn't dv you but I haven't heard the Ramones referenced in 25+ years and that was a remake of one tune for an insurance commercial. I don't doubt that YOU know who they are.
reddit_user13 t1_j8ignk6 wrote
Classic punk anthem released 45 years ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_Sedated
Only-Literature2105 t1_j8gn5r4 wrote
Is there really 20 20 24 hours in a day though?
South_Bit1764 t1_j8gubte wrote
No, that’s like 23 years, 16 days, and 8 hrs.
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hsvsunshyn t1_j8hx95x wrote
There is if you stutter.
OGAnnie t1_j8hxatp wrote
It’s Ramones time.
LastoftheSummerWine t1_j8j4m8a wrote
Ramones time is 12:34
Vashthestampedeee t1_j8ieo38 wrote
I could be wrong but I think he’s just repeating the first part of 24
Like cha cha cha changes.
Only-Literature2105 t1_j8j1yx7 wrote
I haven't listened to the song in awhile but in my head it's "twenie twenie twenie four hours a daaay..."
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GuitarClef t1_j8jrpil wrote
No they're right
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GuitarClef t1_j8k72u6 wrote
How does it not work?
ncdave t1_j8gokt9 wrote
I understood that reference!
njb1989 t1_j8hkst5 wrote
I understood your reference!
F-Lexx t1_j8hw21l wrote
I underatood the original reference, but not yours. Can you explain?
stumblewiggins t1_j8igxpz wrote
"I understood that reference!" Is a joke from The Avengers; since Captain America has been on ice for 70 years he doesn't get most pop culture, history, etc. references that are commonplace today.
Somebody makes a reference (Wizard of Oz, maybe?) that is old enough that he does understand it, so he says that line with pride.
hazpat t1_j8jnz8c wrote
Maybe they just understood the reference
leckmir t1_j8gpf1f wrote
I suddenly cant control my fingers, cant control my brain.
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xXsaberstrikeXx t1_j8gtn00 wrote
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam!
AlanZero t1_j8h52uo wrote
I wanna be sedated!
ntkwwwm t1_j8gn3hl wrote
I get it.
Sensitive_Friend9978 t1_j8gvo10 wrote
I didn't
rurounick t1_j8gouoj wrote
Goddamn, it took me WAY too long to remember the fucking tune.
PNW_Explorer_16 t1_j8gstm0 wrote
Two things. First, thanks for a subtle Ramones ref. 🤌 Second, thanks for resetting your trip to 0!
Relevant_Slide_7234 t1_j8hae3t wrote
202024 miles to go
I want my tires rotated
Leather_Trash_7751 t1_j8goebb wrote
Nothin to do, nowhere to go oh
dmbraley t1_j8guuvu wrote
Apparently it has nothing to do, nowhere to go-oh
Maniac_Ransacked t1_j8h49zv wrote
I was just listening to this song this afternoon! What a weird coincidence.
todayistrashday t1_j8gnejj wrote
And for this, we thank you! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
MilleniumPelican t1_j8goyw1 wrote
Got this INSTANTLY!
KingKRoolMain1337 t1_j8gwzcs wrote
Shout-out to Burnout 3 for letting me hear this banger for the first time
JGCities t1_j8gyhdo wrote
Radio station in Norfolk VA had an edit of this called "I want be a civilian" and people would call and ask for it to be played the day before getting out of the service.
RealJeil420 t1_j8h61zd wrote
NGL it took me a wee while to figure this out even though I'm quite familiar with the band.
phd2k1 t1_j8hay7y wrote
I am simple man…Ramones….upvote.
LukeSniper t1_j8hl4ts wrote
I play guitar in a Ramones tribute.
I have now texted this to my band mates.
Take my upvote.
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l8lbv wrote
Thanks!
FastWalkingShortGuy t1_j8gvt9b wrote
Better get to an airport and get yourself on a plane.
Heres_your_sign t1_j8gmp1y wrote
You're old... ;-)
Expat_89 t1_j8h0mpu wrote
We’re “cultured”. 🤘🏻
matt_the_mediocre t1_j8hrw06 wrote
Like yogurt.
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backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l8wid wrote
I've had this car since new. So that's nearly 19 years there. Yeah, I'm old. 50.
SargentSchultz t1_j8gplg4 wrote
Well I Guess when you have gone that many miles already, there really isn't anywhere else to go eh?
Konapups t1_j8gwh37 wrote
i wanna be sedatedd
wokeupquick2 t1_j8gxej2 wrote
Or maybe it mis-heard the lyrics like me as a child and actually "wants a piece of cake"
MarqDuesPaid t1_j8gxm14 wrote
Ha!!! Took me a sec… Ramones rule!!!
entropylove t1_j8gxts4 wrote
Well done.
RockIsRx t1_j8hjefz wrote
Bahahahaa I love this! Especially the top comment
isimplycantdothis t1_j8hpi3m wrote
Thanks. Now it’s stuck in my head.
RavnVidarson t1_j8hr3nh wrote
Damn, this took me a moment. Well memed
Knute5 t1_j8i2b1f wrote
Makes me want to watch Rock and Roll High School again...
jackwmc4 t1_j8i6ziv wrote
If you don’t sing the song in your head while reading the odometer, you’re doing it wrong
Boomboom915 t1_j8iw2bq wrote
Nothing to do,
no where to go oh oh...
Zarxon t1_j8iykad wrote
This deserves 202024 upvotes. No more, No les.
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Artistic-Ad7063 t1_j8go2kw wrote
Hindsight is always 2020!
Bennybonchien t1_j8gpwr8 wrote
Only since 2020 though.
neoprenewedgie t1_j8h98ge wrote
Is that feet? I've never had a car last that long.
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l9kpg wrote
I have the one at over 200k and three at over 125k miles.
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zubaz69 t1_j8hoh26 wrote
I'm so embarrassed. It took me 5 minutes to get it.
matt_the_mediocre t1_j8hrpa9 wrote
r/angryupvote
KicksMothBongs t1_j8hv47i wrote
Ha! I got it before looking at the comments. #win4theDay
YeaSpiderman t1_j8i1evp wrote
Got a chuckle out of me sir
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Diq_Z_normus t1_j8i7a52 wrote
How is your car still alive after 200k miles? Jeez
GremioIsDead t1_j8ia92b wrote
Any Toyota or Honda can do 200k easy.
Hell, I had a Saturn with almost 200k.
evilryry t1_j8iovog wrote
This looks like the dash of a Saturn Ion. It's basically the a Chevy Cobalt but we can pretend it's better because it's fun to hate on Chevy. I have an 03 in the driveway now that's seen a few too many upstate NY winters.
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l9zib wrote
It's a 2004 Saturn Ion sedan. I have a second 2004 Saturn Ion coupe at 150k.
jekern t1_j8ipnvt wrote
Most modern vehicles can do that, IF they are maintained.
Change fluids when the manufacturer recommends it, fix little things before they become big things, and don't drive like an idiot. There are exceptions, but the majority of vehicles can do it pretty easily.
Source: 19 years in the automotive industry.
gnorty t1_j8i8thm wrote
If only you'd had the foresight to pre- reset your trip counter so that it read "1234"
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8la7sa wrote
I only noticed it because I just got gas and reset the trip odometer. Definitely was not premeditated.
vladamine t1_j8i9f8z wrote
I like this very much
ValiantKnight666 t1_j8ifwnt wrote
I like this speedometer, which car is this?
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l6x4t wrote
2004 Saturn Ion. Fun fact, the instrument cluster is in the center of the dash.
grelo29 t1_j8igacw wrote
Huh?
Factsaretheonlytruth t1_j8isltd wrote
I'd want to be sedated too if I had this many miles on me.
OkImpress3543 t1_j8iuljw wrote
This cars from the future its only 202023
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onerb2 t1_j8j30yb wrote
Sounds like your car is an aidin ross fan, urgh.
efcomovil t1_j8jaehs wrote
Nothing to do
MOS95B t1_j8jrvd5 wrote
The responses to this post are definitely showing who's GenX and who's younger...
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8jzw3b wrote
All you need is a hypothermic needle.
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Oatmeal_Savage19 t1_j8krtde wrote
Well played, internet stranger
supahsen t1_j8ky9vo wrote
How long before this happened did you plan the reddit post?
backslashdotcom OP t1_j8l6kxp wrote
I think two days. I first posted it to Facebook and a friend shared my post and people really liked it. So I figured I would unlease my humor on the Reddit world. Seems like they liked it.
Spicyperfection t1_j8kytju wrote
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
CouncilofTrent t1_j8l1els wrote
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
wackogangster93 t1_j8l5xfb wrote
What a boomer LOL just kidding !
SuckltBltch t1_j8mpyqh wrote
Adin Ross next year^^^ I can’t be the only one who noticed how he says his years.
bzmaker t1_j8pf89v wrote
Wurd
PhilRedmond t1_j8r3iqf wrote
Worst song ever
Important-Parsnip881 t1_j8gvhm0 wrote
Drive 4 miles on reverse please
TheAdvert99 t1_j8gp7w2 wrote
Is there anyone on here who doesn’t get this?
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FrozenFishHead41968 t1_j8j4f95 wrote
Is this even funny? It looks stupid. Sometimes stupid is funny but in this case stupid is merely stupid.
MOS95B t1_j8jrqmw wrote
It's definitely funny, if you get it.
If you don't, >Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
FrozenFishHead41968 t1_j8knql7 wrote
It's still not funny but you're helpful and I hope you have a nice day.
Adiwik t1_j8i5iks wrote
Upvote if you were introduced to this song via burnout 3
GremioIsDead t1_j8iaaj0 wrote
Guitar Hero
___HeyGFY___ t1_j8idzcg wrote
Album
PersimmonEven t1_j8gwg6y wrote
Post this on a Ramones sub... not here... no one gets the joke
Relevant_Slide_7234 t1_j8hafnu wrote
I do. You do. OP does. Who doesn’t?
PersimmonEven t1_j8j1kaj wrote
Have you read the comments? Took me along with othert 5 min+ to even get wtf the context was, the joke is for a specific niche of people not everyone and I still don't know who he/she is nor do I give a rats ass.
Relevant_Slide_7234 t1_j8j23fj wrote
You seem proud of your lack of culture and appreciation of art.
PersimmonEven t1_j8j607n wrote
Okay, music is not subjective at all. 👍
Relevant_Slide_7234 t1_j8j8u17 wrote
It’s impossible to be subjective about something you’ve never heard and know nothing about. That’s called ignorance.
PersimmonEven t1_j8jd1ru wrote
Its a old rock band from the context of the comments nothing more Is needed to be known... I don't like the genre I don't know what's so hard to understand.
Lavasioux t1_j8gmztj wrote
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh!