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rameneater23 t1_jee1mam wrote

The pun is great, but why you gotta hold it that way?

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MacBallou t1_jefd9jo wrote

Nice. Now do it with a bunch of McDonalds restaurants.

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alogbetweentworocks t1_jegh0kp wrote

In the event that you need to saw a chain from the bottom up. Also, OP is probably in Australia so they're doing things a tad different down under.

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Bluemars776 t1_jedytr7 wrote

Chain -> Check
Saw -> Check

I see nothing wrong here

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Icystorm007 t1_jedn56y wrote

I wonder what he used it for

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SignificanceWest5281 OP t1_jedo8bj wrote

I think he had it purely to make a joke

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Screamingholt t1_jee0qat wrote

I cannot help but applaud/encourage such humour. For it the humour of myself and most of those before me in my line

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DarthGuber t1_jedn5i9 wrote

Your pop is Carrot Top. Tell him stop.

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MarcusYall t1_jedzbva wrote

In swedish its translated to engine-saw, can your dad make one of those also?😄

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Lee1138 t1_jeg5m7m wrote

Nowegian, we call it the same thing, but for some reason, when I read yours, I imagined a disembodied car engine with a sawblade in place of the timing belt...

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Kalabula t1_jeekvkc wrote

This is the daddest joke I’ve ever seen.

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Davotk t1_jednvri wrote

Waka Waka Waka

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ESnake113 t1_jefksvs wrote

r/technicallythetruth

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Captain_High_420 t1_jedrqeo wrote

use a bike chain instead

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jr81452 t1_jeduuu3 wrote

You could just use a section of saw chain. As a bonus it would even still cut..... slowly.

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CalmError t1_jeej2we wrote

The one thing I miss not having kids of my own.

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princesscupcake11 t1_jeew86a wrote

I tell all my jokes to my siblings and friends. The responses are just as good 😊

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7-13-5 t1_jeeu5eb wrote

Dad joke in the 3rd degree.

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Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_jeevyxo wrote

OP’s father is a 3rd degree and his father was a 3rd degree and his father’s father made it to 4th degree. Destiny awaits

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Campaign-Gloomy t1_jef0nph wrote

Can you send me the LINK so I could buy one of those please ⛓

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Geobits t1_jefnanb wrote

Your pop is a hack.

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nonnemat t1_jeel06q wrote

That'll sure skin your ass raw

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tipsea-69 t1_jeemvek wrote

Tell your dad that he's awesome. 👍

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keefhernandz t1_jef13kl wrote

Gotta throw the pussy on the chainwax

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BlueMageBRilly t1_jef2xeg wrote

Instead of cutting, it links things together.

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Select_Current_2788 t1_jefw21g wrote

Person 1: How much can you damage your neighbor's property without offending him? Person 2: Saw with chain

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how_do_i_read t1_jeg97qg wrote

Yep, the rust is the most important part. That's what makes it a chainsaw instead of a chainsee.

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sdlover420 t1_jegd19f wrote

He waited your entire life for this moment and you hold it upside down... Classic.

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alogbetweentworocks t1_jeggtea wrote

My brain had to buffer a little. I know what I read and what I saw are not congruent yet somehow couldn't reconcile the difference until my brain finished buffering.

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doomtoothx t1_jegx76z wrote

Not gonna lie. It is pretty spiffy.

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