Submitted by SignificanceWest5281 t3_127c0my in funny
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Icystorm007 t1_jedn56y wrote
I wonder what he used it for
DarthGuber t1_jedn5i9 wrote
Your pop is Carrot Top. Tell him stop.
Davotk t1_jednvri wrote
Waka Waka Waka
SignificanceWest5281 OP t1_jedo8bj wrote
I think he had it purely to make a joke
Captain_High_420 t1_jedrqeo wrote
use a bike chain instead
jr81452 t1_jeduuu3 wrote
You could just use a section of saw chain. As a bonus it would even still cut..... slowly.
Bluemars776 t1_jedytr7 wrote
Chain -> Check
Saw -> Check
I see nothing wrong here
MarcusYall t1_jedzbva wrote
In swedish its translated to engine-saw, can your dad make one of those also?😄
Screamingholt t1_jee0qat wrote
I cannot help but applaud/encourage such humour. For it the humour of myself and most of those before me in my line
rameneater23 t1_jee1mam wrote
The pun is great, but why you gotta hold it that way?
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Cangaceiro_95 t1_jee6vtm wrote
Grandad jokes are now a thing
SignificanceWest5281 OP t1_jee9wvs wrote
And they're beautiful
Used-Bedroom293 t1_jeea4ca wrote
At least, it protects your fingers
LeinenRates t1_jeehhpf wrote
I know! the underside of people’s arms are gross
CalmError t1_jeej2we wrote
The one thing I miss not having kids of my own.
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Kalabula t1_jeekvkc wrote
This is the daddest joke I’ve ever seen.
nonnemat t1_jeel06q wrote
That'll sure skin your ass raw
tipsea-69 t1_jeemvek wrote
Tell your dad that he's awesome. 👍
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JollySpaceCowboy t1_jeenmax wrote
Textbook Dad humor. Nice 👍.
OllieOllie252 t1_jeeo8cm wrote
Is your Dad Carrot Top?
7-13-5 t1_jeeu5eb wrote
Dad joke in the 3rd degree.
Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_jeevyxo wrote
OP’s father is a 3rd degree and his father was a 3rd degree and his father’s father made it to 4th degree. Destiny awaits
princesscupcake11 t1_jeew86a wrote
I tell all my jokes to my siblings and friends. The responses are just as good 😊
Disastrous_Rush_2527 t1_jef0dc8 wrote
When pop took dadjokes at a practical level
Campaign-Gloomy t1_jef0nph wrote
Can you send me the LINK so I could buy one of those please ⛓
keefhernandz t1_jef13kl wrote
Gotta throw the pussy on the chainwax
BlueMageBRilly t1_jef2xeg wrote
Instead of cutting, it links things together.
TheBiggestDict t1_jef5qey wrote
It's a snow saw
NotARobotDefACyborg t1_jefadg6 wrote
The physical embodiment of the Dad Joke. 😁😁😁
MacBallou t1_jefd9jo wrote
Nice. Now do it with a bunch of McDonalds restaurants.
ESnake113 t1_jefksvs wrote
r/technicallythetruth
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Geobits t1_jefnanb wrote
Your pop is a hack.
Pepper_1969 t1_jefudvq wrote
Looks legit
Select_Current_2788 t1_jefw21g wrote
Person 1: How much can you damage your neighbor's property without offending him? Person 2: Saw with chain
NoThoughtsOnlyFrog t1_jefwmep wrote
Look under your arm I dare you
eternalankh t1_jefzztq wrote
r/Angryupvote
Lucycrash t1_jeg5bms wrote
They're good, I just showered yesterday.
Lee1138 t1_jeg5m7m wrote
Nowegian, we call it the same thing, but for some reason, when I read yours, I imagined a disembodied car engine with a sawblade in place of the timing belt...
GANDORF57 t1_jeg8tc3 wrote
Wait until you see my "Monkey Wrench"!
how_do_i_read t1_jeg97qg wrote
Yep, the rust is the most important part. That's what makes it a chainsaw instead of a chainsee.
MrPsychiatrist t1_jegbo32 wrote
It's a true chain-saw.
sdlover420 t1_jegd19f wrote
He waited your entire life for this moment and you hold it upside down... Classic.
alogbetweentworocks t1_jeggtea wrote
My brain had to buffer a little. I know what I read and what I saw are not congruent yet somehow couldn't reconcile the difference until my brain finished buffering.
alogbetweentworocks t1_jegh0kp wrote
In the event that you need to saw a chain from the bottom up. Also, OP is probably in Australia so they're doing things a tad different down under.
This_Beat2227 t1_jegoto5 wrote
Zero emissions.
doomtoothx t1_jegx76z wrote
Not gonna lie. It is pretty spiffy.
Automatic_Basket_926 t1_jegxtx1 wrote
A mother fucking chainsaw. What!
SternLecture t1_jeh4d0q wrote
It's rusty.
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