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Queef_Queen420 t1_je9nwa4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:57 PM

#2,482,321

Even the nutty ones? What if they're corny?

Amazing_Dot_2571 t1_je9ou92 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:05 PM

#2,482,557

Ice cream machine still broke…

Redaemor t1_je9qzw7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:22 PM

#2,483,105

They were going to spell out “shifts” but didn’t have any Fs to give

justabill71 t1_je9rqmf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:28 PM

#2,483,323

Replying to Amazing_Dot_2571 (#2,482,557)

I'm pumping out soft-serve.

JeepJohn t1_je9srkv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:36 PM

#2,483,633

It's McDonald's.. the only shits anyone gets is "Soft and Runny"

[deleted] t1_je9v71g wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:54 PM

#2,484,296

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[deleted] t1_je9x61h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:08 PM

#2,484,817

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alien-eggs t1_je9ynmj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:19 PM

#2,485,192

Hiring ingredients?

ImprovementBasic9323 t1_je9zw02 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:28 PM

#2,485,530

I don't trust 14 yr olds cooking my food. Get fucked Donny.

IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ t1_jea0djr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:32 PM

#2,485,677

Da-da-da-da-da

Mchonesty

[deleted] t1_jea28nm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:46 PM

#2,486,181

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TheRealAuthorSarge t1_jea3cvn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM

#2,486,495

Finally! My big chance!

jimberley t1_jea3du9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM

#2,486,507

Should’ve taken the “f” and replaced the “h” in “hiring:” “Now firing all shits”

Gamer4Lyph t1_jeaa61t wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:42 PM

#2,488,332

Clearly they don't give a F

Most-Strategy4554 t1_jeag6l5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

#2,489,912

The "truth in advertising" tactic.

[deleted] t1_jeb1lzw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:37 PM

#2,495,141

Replying to Redaemor (#2,483,105)

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ConsiderationKey1898 t1_jecbt6h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:43 PM

#2,506,292

All colors! Equal opportunity hiring.

OutinDaBarn t1_jecel5p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:04 AM

#2,507,047

It's the little shits that screw up my drive thru order.

[deleted] t1_jecoen6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:17 AM

#2,509,727

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TwelveInchBic t1_jecy2vf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:33 AM

#2,512,463

This actually explains the quality of service in my town.

iarahm t1_jedcebk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

#2,516,394

Floaties and sinkies

puzzle_factory_slave t1_jedhl1f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:41 AM

#2,517,668

be honest. the F is in your pocket

Little ones and big ones, I hear

Comments

AutoModerator t1_je9n645 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:51 PM

Queef_Queen420 t1_je9nwa4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:57 PM

Amazing_Dot_2571 t1_je9ou92 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:05 PM

Redaemor t1_je9qzw7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:22 PM

justabill71 t1_je9rqmf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:28 PM

JeepJohn t1_je9srkv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:36 PM

[deleted] t1_je9v71g wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:54 PM

[deleted] t1_je9x61h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:08 PM

alien-eggs t1_je9ynmj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:19 PM

ImprovementBasic9323 t1_je9zw02 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:28 PM

IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ t1_jea0djr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:32 PM

[deleted] t1_jea28nm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:46 PM

TheRealAuthorSarge t1_jea3cvn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM

jimberley t1_jea3du9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM

Gamer4Lyph t1_jeaa61t wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:42 PM

Most-Strategy4554 t1_jeag6l5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

[deleted] t1_jeb1lzw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:37 PM

ConsiderationKey1898 t1_jecbt6h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:43 PM

OutinDaBarn t1_jecel5p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:04 AM

[deleted] t1_jecoen6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:17 AM

TwelveInchBic t1_jecy2vf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:33 AM

iarahm t1_jedcebk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 AM

puzzle_factory_slave t1_jedhl1f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:41 AM